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  1. 10-30-2002, 06:16 PM #1
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    My straps broke today

    And I don't recommend it. I was doing some deads, just warming up with 315 lbs. and they snapped in twain, in twain I say. I knew better too since my training partner kept saying they were gonna go anytime but I just shoved him (hard) and adamantly maintained, "They're still good! They're still good!" Anyways, so I'm on rep 10 and it's all good until I hit the top of my rep and bam the left one goes and the weight crashes to the floor and cuts up my leg. It wasn't too bad but it's the principle of the thing. I looked kinda dumb and everyone was giving me the 'evil eye' so I immediately removed my pants and rubbed mustard all up and down my legs and applied a healthy smattering to my choda to divert attention away from my little accident. Needless to say the plan worked like a charm and at that moment, my favorite Cindy Lauper song came on and so I danced like I have never danced before. I began humping the fallen barbell which I think really helped win over the crowd. People were cheering for me by the end of the song and a single tear ran down my cheek when the slow clap began.
    Well, everything up to the mustard part is true. And yes, my favorite Cindy Lauper song did come on but I just masturbated in the corner as opposed to outright dancing.
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  2. 10-30-2002, 06:30 PM #2
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    Where did you squirt ?
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  3. 10-30-2002, 06:31 PM #3
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    damn nathan............im at a total loss for words.

    CINDY LAUPER? wtf kind of gym you hangin in bro?


    peace bb79
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    LMAO

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  5. 10-30-2002, 07:48 PM #5
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    LOL.......is it the "Goonies" song Nathan? I know it is....
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    Seriusly retarded, but i got nothing but love for you bro
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  7. 10-30-2002, 07:59 PM #7
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    Nate is probably kidding about a Cyndi Lauper song, but my gym actually keeps playing Enrique Iglesias and i have to hear that eeeya eya song. Last time it came on i started humping the Smith machine and i had built quite an audience, which sucked because the weight room was completely empty before by spotter starting waiving people over to see what i was doing. Unfortunately, no part of this story is a lie!
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  8. 10-30-2002, 08:01 PM #8
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    i meant for it to be serious but I lost it towards the mustard part. i should have just let go and gone full out weird - it would have made for a better post. This is what i get for attempting a serious post I guess.

    As for Cindy Lauper, sometimes my gym has 80's stuff on. I usually hop the wall and change the station and when I get scoffs and shit they generally don't say anything on account of the fact that I have like 80lbs on most of them. Fuckers.
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    nathan, did you ride the short school bus when you where a kid?
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  10. 10-30-2002, 10:27 PM #10
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    Originally posted by broncojosh
    nathan, did you ride the short school bus when you where a kid?
    What if i did? You got a problem with it? Come say that shit to my face.
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  11. 10-30-2002, 10:45 PM #11
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    lol, nathan, i wished you lived in my town, maybe UrAnus is closer to me than i think, anyways, we would get along just fine
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  12. 10-30-2002, 11:34 PM #12
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    Nat you still at Goodlife?
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  13. 10-30-2002, 11:38 PM #13
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    Damn I love reading your posts bro
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  14. 10-31-2002, 12:13 AM #14
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    You're one sick puppy..... I like that
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  15. 10-31-2002, 10:17 AM #15
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    Originally posted by Full Intensity
    Nat you still at Goodlife?
    Yep. Where you at?
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