Thread: God Dangit! I sharted..??
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06-06-2011, 07:14 AM #1
God Dangit! I sharted..??
I'm lactose intolerant, and tried to get around it, by diluting a bunch of high protein milk with Muscle Milk. It was still make my stomach a little messed up... I just injected, and as I started the needle in, I blew a crazy shart. I got startled but still finished the injection assuming none of it got around the spot or syringe. When I got done and looked at it, there was quite a bit of shart around the syringe, and needle.I am pretty worried. I need to know if there is a high chance of infection with feces in my tissues, and if I should go to the doctor??
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06-06-2011, 07:18 AM #2
^^^Hall of shamer^^^
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06-06-2011, 08:46 AM #3
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06-06-2011, 09:00 AM #4
the technical term for that is LDH.
Leaky
Drippy
Hole
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06-06-2011, 01:34 PM #5
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06-06-2011, 01:36 PM #6
Lmfao
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if ur brave you can chance it... clean it real good with alcohol swab. If you have access to a Z-pack/zithromycin would help for any infection. However if u do have a infection, definately bad since from ur arse!
so thats up to you...
nezt time wear pants when u inject :P
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06-06-2011, 01:38 PM #8
you gotta be kidding LMFAO...............................
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06-06-2011, 01:43 PM #9
no way this is real.
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06-06-2011, 01:54 PM #10
lmao come on man are you serious? who the hell farts when they inject anyways let alone sharts themselves??!!!
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06-06-2011, 01:56 PM #11Member
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Agreed ^^^ and where on ur ass are u injecting to as wear a shart can ricochet off your arm and coat ur syringe.. ( i had a hard time even typing that with out laughing)
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06-06-2011, 02:08 PM #12
lol seriously dude you have major issues but good story nonetheless
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06-06-2011, 02:09 PM #13
Considering how the brown python splashed against your arm and ricoshated on the seringe i would say this is a Ripley's believe it or not case lol
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06-06-2011, 02:25 PM #14
If the pin was already all the way in there is little chance of infection. If this is real LMFAO!!!!
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06-06-2011, 02:28 PM #15Associate Member
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LMFAO really...
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06-06-2011, 02:29 PM #16Associate Member
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Only way this could be better is if someone else was injecting him.. hahaha
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06-06-2011, 02:40 PM #17Member
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Can the mods please change the OP's name to "Shartman 101".
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06-06-2011, 02:44 PM #18
bahahaha.. You guys are so serious around here sometimes, I had to.. ;p
HEY YOU NEVER KNOW!
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06-06-2011, 02:56 PM #19Member
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao!
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06-06-2011, 04:30 PM #21Junior Member
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Holy shit... LMAO!!!!
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06-06-2011, 06:45 PM #22Banned
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Srsly
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06-07-2011, 07:09 AM #23Associate Member
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That's the best thing I've ever seen!!!
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06-07-2011, 10:07 AM #24Junior Member
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****in nasty but funny, like the broad in hall pass ha!
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06-07-2011, 01:53 PM #25Associate Member
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WHAT THA F@#k!! no wayy.. this cannot be true.. woowww
this is freaking hilarious and yea ure prolly infected.. if u have shit on ur syringe and u poked urself with it.. im sorry for laughing and making fun of you but ure really F@$ked if ure infected
i would go to a doc instd of posting overhere.. tell him u take B12 shots to help u with weight loss/energy and u sharted on the syringe
let us know how this goes please
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06-08-2011, 07:06 AM #26
imho get a but plug should control the shart
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06-08-2011, 07:08 AM #27
imho get a but plug should control the shart
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06-08-2011, 04:15 PM #28
i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life! LMFAO!!!
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06-08-2011, 07:51 PM #29Junior Member
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06-08-2011, 10:09 PM #30New Member
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I got a good laugh!
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06-08-2011, 10:39 PM #31
this should be on 1000 ways to die, sharting yourself and the infection
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06-08-2011, 11:18 PM #32
This has got to be the most Bullshit post I have read in 7 months, No pun intended
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