Can you Boys HELP ME!!!

[WannabeBarbie]

I already have my BA in pre law..

Thanks..

Not into medicine...

I want to be able to use my CUTE features to make $$.....

That is all....

[pumpseeker]

Barbie, get some winstrol and primo and inject into your ass. Do heavy, deep squats and get a good bulk diet. That's the only way you're going to make it grow without implants!

[WannabeBarbie]

Thanks you are funny and I am not sure if you are realistic or not..

[Cycleon]

no, pumpseeker is correct, even if overly generalised - you are not going to find some magic formula that will suddenly give you great cheeks (if there were, I would be rich) - unless you can become puerto rican

read through the womens steroid forum for more info - especially about dosing and avoiding side effects - very important for women.

and slypnot - although some of the answers make this more targeted to the workout forum - she is trying to find out what to take (presumably steroids ) so this is the right forum, I suppose - your suggestion to do more research and use the search button are on target, however

[tolinka]

Originally posted by WannabeBarbie
Thanks you are funny and I am not sure if you are realistic or not..

Oh he is being real...

Here is a perfect diet, just for you!
It only takes a few times a day for 6 weeks! Yes, you heard me 6 weeks!
It is so simple! All you have to do it, eat a burger, pizza, and lost of chocalate! It works wonders! Your buit will grow so fast you won't even know it! Call now, and you will recieve a free bon-bon box for free!

[WannabeBarbie]

No matter what I eat I can't gain weight..

and YOU really should go back to WHEREVER you came from..

You are annoying!

[tolinka]

Originally posted by WannabeBarbie
No matter what I eat I can't gain weight..

and YOU really should go back to WHEREVER you came from..

You are annoying!

Damn! what did i do now?

I was just playing here i wasnt being serious...but in this case you should go where you came from and stop posting threads...make a search

[Cycleon]

Barbie - they are just joking a bit - and you need to be nice

[mammoth]

Here is my opinion on some diet advice..

Go to www.getswole.com and look at the fitness calculators and find the caloric needs calculator (can't remember exact name). Find your maintenence caloric needs and add 30% to that total. For example: lets say your caloric needs to maintain your current body weight is 2000 calories, next add 30% of that to the total, roughly 2600 calories. If this amount does not increase your weight then keep increasing in 10% increments until you start to gain weight. Concentrate on the Glute exercises in the gym and your booty should grow easily. Before you go raiding McDonalds sit down with a calculator and figure out where you need to get your calories from. Stick with wholesome foods and stay away from the refined, processed ones. Avoid refined sugars at all cost. Take in at least 1.5g of <a href="http://www.allsportsnutrition.com/listproducts.php?style=category&value=PROTEIN" target="_blank">protein</a> per pound of bodyweight. I could go into detail, but I am no expert and I am just realying what has worked for me. Remember to watch your weight carefully because what you put on will not be so easy to take off. Good luck and I hope you have success in your endeavors!

[Cock Diesel155]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
no, pumpseeker is correct, even if overly generalised - you are not going to find some magic formula that will suddenly give you great cheeks (if there were, I would be rich) - unless you can become puerto rican

My girlfriend is Puerto Rican . Big ol butt and hips.. I'd have to say that I am an ass man.. Love asses... Anyways... Barbie, I would advise what everyone else has already told you. The deep squats, lunges, reverse hypers, and butt blaster will work the best. Also, your pic won't come up on the previous page... I'm so heart broken I can't see what everyone is trying to hit on..

[Cali]

Barbie, have you taken a law aptitude test yet? Just curious how you did. My sister took it a few years ago.

[WannabeBarbie]

I took the pic down..

Sorry.. I was sick of the nasty comments...

I got on my Lsat's if that is what you are talking about 158..

I took it in my 3rd year of college..

I was going to be an attorney but I wound up not going to Law School and got into the legal aspect of the SEC!!!

[Cali]

SEC as in Securities and Exchange Commission? Interesting.

[WannabeBarbie]

Compliance Officer...

I can tell the traders what is LEGAL and what isn't..

I have my 7 and 63..

Maybe with the war the market will bounce!

[Cali]

Cool. I'm a financial consultant so I know all about the compliance department.

[chicamahomico]

Hey lady,

Unfortunately I am looking at this thread to late to see the pic. I would like to see what you are working with. It helps give a perspective of where you are and will give people a better idea of how long it will take you to get where you want to be. One thing you didn't mention was a time frame. How long do you have to make the changes in your physique, weeks, months, etc? The time frame means a great deal in the advice that people would suggest. And what about past training experience?

Also, if you intend to make a living off of you cuteness, a personal trainer might be worth considering. And before you start making changes to your physique make sure you take a bunch of before pictures so you will have a point of reference for tracking the changes.

[gixxerboy1]

Really guys cut her some slack. I don't know how much info is in the female forum but there isnt much info in here for women. So the search button might not help her.
Whats the big deal she wants a bigger butt. We want bigger arms chest everything else. Whats the difference. She wants it for playboy. Does it matter what her motivation is?

[WannabeBarbie]

Thanks...

My email is down but tell N I said HI!!!