SOO horny, want to touch the hiney

**gettinthere** · 06-12-2003, 04:08 PM

I guess for me the test reliably starts kickin in around week 3 cause damn I have been keeping the girlfriend busy as hell. Shes ok with it, but she doesn't know I juice so she's kinda like wtf? This morning I banged her and literally went for round two RIGHT afterwards. Like less than 30 seconds later. It was amazing. The only bad thing is she has is going to hate me when I come off because there is usually a 2 week span where I'm not really feelin it you know?

Oh well, just wanted to share some juice anecdotes.

**jaydukes** · 06-12-2003, 04:11 PM

Yeah dude I'm the same way! Why don't you just tell her that your on the sauce? My girl doesn't care and if she did oh well I don't really care if she doesn't like it. It's not like I'm snorting coke ya know...

**gettinthere** · 06-12-2003, 04:14 PM

Mainly because I may not be dating her in a month or two from now, and steroids are one of those secrets that an ex girlfriend would love to not keep. Ya know?

**jaydukes** · 06-12-2003, 04:19 PM

Yeah I know what you mean but myself I don't hide that I'm on cause it's so obvious...

**ColdSore** · 06-12-2003, 04:31 PM

I feel ya on the girlfreind shit, my girl is going to flip when she finds out...and it may be the best decision to not let her know if its not going to be permenant b/c it seem nothing makes an ex-girl happier than fucking up your life! Good luck, and if you tell her post your tips on how you did it--ill need em'

**chevy44** · 06-12-2003, 06:33 PM

im the same way............but no g/f! FUCK, note to self, dont use test unless u have a g/f!

**RON** · 06-12-2003, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by chevy44
im the same way............but no g/f! FUCK, note to self, dont use test unless u have a g/f!

Thats good but I have one up on that. Don't use test when your married. Cause when the ring is on the finger you'll get the "you already got it twice this week thats 2x more than you normally get it".

**tt333** · 06-12-2003, 09:27 PM

Cause when the ring is on the finger you'll get the "you already got it twice this week thats 2x more than you normally get it".

Burn

**the dent depot** · 06-12-2003, 10:11 PM

"SOO horny, want to touch the hiney"

I freakin crack up every time I read that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D

**Lift Chief** · 06-13-2003, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by RON

Thats good but I have one up on that. Don't use test when your married. Cause when the ring is on the finger you'll get the "you already got it twice this week thats 2x more than you normally get it".

LOL- that sucks

**Rastus** · 06-13-2003, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Peter North

NOTE TO SELF: NEVER GET MARRIED!!

SMART GUY!!!!

It also decreases your available funds for AAS!!!!!!!

**BUYLONGTERM** · 06-13-2003, 08:36 AM

The main reason you NEVER EVER TELL A CHIC your on the juice is because If you happen to have a bad day, or raise your voice, the first thing that happens is she says your having a ROID RAGE and blames the juice. Then, the next thing she will say is "make a decision, It's either the juice, or Me".

Thats when I say "SEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAA"

**C-Bol** · 06-13-2003, 10:34 AM

I kept the same shit from my gf, and when i got deca dick it was tough to explain. She was even more pissed i kept it from her for 8 weeks. If u care about her tell her. If she is just some dumb hoe ur banging, fuck her. You can give her the boot when u loose ur sex drive to cover ur own ass. Good luck bro

**TiptronicSoldier** · 06-13-2003, 10:46 AM

Here is why I will never ever tell my gf I'm on juice.

1. When she notices size - "I have been busting my ass ridiculousy hard lately in the gym for you"
2. Deca -Dick - "I'm not in it for the sex baby, I just care about you alot."
3. Insane amounts of sex drive - "I don't know why, but you just seem to have been doing it for more me more than usual lately"

The girl I'm dating now was like "yeah I love when guys take steriods ," because her ex-bf took them but supposedly got fat. I'm not on them but since I have been watching my diet, training so hard, and getting my sleep, they have seen or noticed my gains and think I'm on them. Then again they notice I sacrificed the party scene(drinking a 6 pack once a week or even 2 weeks, and I cut down drastically on the pot...have not smoked since sunday). I drink a few beers on friday then toke a few hits on saturday.

All I can say is that I'm still dying to get on the dark side.

**Gettin'Old** · 06-13-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by RON

Thats good but I have one up on that. Don't use test when your married. Cause when the ring is on the finger you'll get the "you already got it twice this week thats 2x more than you normally get it".

I will vouch for that shit. I'm dyin' here. The spousal unit is NOT takin care of business. Be careful of the marriage thing lads. Went to the bar the other day to watch the Spurs/Jersey game (oops accidentally left my ring at home - - again) and the hotties were looking very good.

Temptations abound when business is not being taken care of at home.

**C-Bol** · 06-13-2003, 12:12 PM

I here ya getting old, at the begining its all fun and games when your taking test an cant keep it down. Trust me i know. I was like, "girlfriend, who, what. who's girlfriend. not mine. i dont have one :-)" And than when your running the clomids its like, "I love you baby, dont leave me. I want to spend the rest of my life with you" It sucks. Its like night and day.

**Gettin'Old** · 06-13-2003, 12:13 PM

HAHAHA, - - - . . . . oh shit, I haven't gotten that far yet (first cycle).

**C-Bol** · 06-13-2003, 12:27 PM

Just mentally prepare yourself bro and it will be all good. Those bad times of your cycle will eventually pass, just pick up some viagra so they arent horrible times.

**Gettin'Old** · 06-13-2003, 12:36 PM

Damn, is that really necessary. ???

**pumpseeker** · 06-13-2003, 12:43 PM

..Try being 7 weeks into test and the wife goes on the rag, then gets a bad cold back to back. That's torture! No hiney for weeks and you're shooting across the room!

**Gettin'Old** · 06-13-2003, 12:45 PM

Go pro, and I'm not talkin' bodybuilding!

Sheeit, pumpseeker, if that avatar is your picture just walk up and down the street a few times and the Hos will come runnin'

**Soprano9mm** · 06-13-2003, 01:00 PM

I have been on sust for a week now, my dick has been getting harder than ever, even for no reason today at work! Could it be from the prop ester ? Anyway a week ago I was having trouble substaining a hard on because of pain meds I'm on for a herniated disk.

**Gettin'Old** · 06-13-2003, 01:04 PM

Soprano, the quote you have is a double entendre now, heh, heh.

**platinum** · 06-13-2003, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by pumpseeker
..Try being 7 weeks into test and the wife goes on the rag, then gets a bad cold back to back. That's torture! No hiney for weeks and you're shooting across the room!

That's the only time I'm out of luck. I can't imagine if she got sick right after that. I'd freakin die. The wife will usually take care of me in other ways, but not every day like normal.

She loves it when I'm on...guess I'm just lucky!

**iron4life79** · 06-13-2003, 02:05 PM

i could go 30 seconds later too bro...........if the 1st round only lasted 30..hehe.

but as RON is so fond of pointing out......i'm one OLD MOFO. i get one good 30-60 minute round in, and its lights out until the next day.

peace I4L

**Gettin'Old** · 06-13-2003, 02:08 PM

Damn, me too iron. But, with this test I've gotta have it everyday!! Man, I'm gettin' nervous about post cycle from what I've been reading.

**RON** · 06-13-2003, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by iron4life79
i could go 30 seconds later too bro...........if the 1st round only lasted 30..hehe.

but as RON is so fond of pointing out......i'm one OLD MOFO. i get one good 30-60 minute round in, and its lights out until the next day.

peace I4L

DAMN 30-60 min. After 15 min, my wife says isn't 5x's enough for one night