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    Hi guys. Last night I felt little pain in the left side of my penile today I woke up fine but I got eriction then I felt pain again I got this pain after dry masturbation there was no oil no any thing so there was bad friction what it could be?

    I have doc appointment tomorrow. Should I go to the ER? or wait for tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1
    Hi guys. Last night I felt little pain in the left side of my penile today I woke up fine but I got eriction then I felt pain again I got this pain after dry masturbation there was no oil no any thing so there was bad friction what it could be? I have doc appointment tomorrow. Should I go to the ER? or wait for tomorrow?
    Are you serious? You must be trolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1 View Post
    Hi guys. Last night I felt little pain in the left side of my penile today I woke up fine but I got eriction then I felt pain again I got this pain after dry masturbation there was no oil no any thing so there was bad friction what it could be?

    I have doc appointment tomorrow. Should I go to the ER? or wait for tomorrow?
    Masturbation?How come? From sex 6 times a day,you are masturbating now?
    Lol@at your threads!! I remember you with previous nickname,but I can't remember which one it was,and I'm busy now to search it!And with that other nickname you were more funny lol( i remember when you posted a pic with frog protein,i laughed for a week with that pic hahaha).
    But this is going too far,and you'll be banned again lol!!!


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    Maybe show a pic of the girlfriend so we can see whats going on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.BB View Post
    Maybe show a pic of the girlfriend so we can see whats going on
    I second that, pic of the gf or this is all bullsht
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.BB View Post
    Maybe show a pic of the girlfriend so we can see whats going on
    I second this.

    Also, sex 6 times a day...and now your penis is so big it's divided into left and right sides? Probably top and bottom too??

    I'm starting to get pretty insecure about myself over here
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    I guess that saying, busy as a 2 dick dog is based on a real medical condition. who knew.
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    Can you post a picture of your penis? If it is erect at the same time that would be helpful. Just circle, with MS Paint or something, where it hurts. It could be Priapism as you have sex (or used to) six times per day.
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    Pain in the penis what it could be?

    One of the funniest jokes I've ever heard lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    Can you post a picture of your penis? If it is erect at the same time that would be helpful. Just circle, with MS Paint or something, where it hurts. It could be Priapism as you have sex (or used to) six times per day.
    Let's try keep this thread clean. Pics of the gf should sort out any confusion, whereas dick pics will make me puke up my expensive lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    It could be Priapism

    These big words are making it "hard" for me to follow....
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    I agree with Vash! I can't puke up my chicken man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 75 Dogs View Post
    I second this.

    Also, sex 6 times a day...and now your penis is so big it's divided into left and right sides? Probably top and bottom too??

    I'm starting to get pretty insecure about myself over here
    6 time a day 2-3 a week at best cases. if you're on right diet and still in late 20s I think that's normal

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1 View Post
    Hi guys. Last night I felt little pain in the left side of my penile today I woke up fine but I got eriction then I felt pain again I got this pain after dry masturbation there was no oil no any thing so there was bad friction what it could be?

    I have doc appointment tomorrow. Should I go to the ER? or wait for tomorrow?
    Probably caused your elbow pain.

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    Closed thread again.
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    Your time is short lived. Enjoy this little bit trolling bc it wont last long
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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1 View Post
    This is a message for you guys this is a message for everyone who asked for my gf pic i hate you guys


    and. Now. This.







    epic
    So, are you posting the pics anytime soon?

    Post both gf and penis

    (lets not sexists here guys)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuz View Post
    Your time is short lived. Enjoy this little bit trolling bc it wont last long
    This is a fact!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuz View Post
    Your time is short lived. Enjoy this little bit trolling bc it wont last long
    Enjoying according to what's in your mind doesn't mean everyone will enjoy as you will enjoy. Now since you saw my other post I was not enjoying when they said gf pics but you and the other came again and asked about pics that's not enjoying that show you're making fun and since you know that's not fun to me you should not do it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1 View Post
    6 time a day 2-3 a week at best cases. if you're on right diet and still in late 20s I think that's normal
    5 a night in my late 30s, full to ejaculate, was as good as I could manage. Other than that, 3 times a night was the norm until I fell off a cliff and needed TRT. Now I'm lucky if I can get off every other day.

    Youth is wasted on the young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1
    Enjoying according to what's in your mind doesn't mean everyone will enjoy as you will enjoy. Now since you saw my other post I was not enjoying when they said gf pics but you and the other came again and asked about pics that's not enjoying that show you're making fun and since you know that's not fun to me you should not do it again.
    You are a fuckin joke. I'm sure you come up with this bullshit just to get people to communicate with you. You're a strange and lonely individual with major mental issues..
    If you cannot see how stupid your fuckin posts are then you are full on retarded.
    Get a fuckin life bud. Your shit posts don't even provide any comical values anymore. They are completely useless and you sir are a moron.
    This might go against the flaming rule, fuck it. I guess I'll get what I got coming to me.
    I can't sit back and read your stupid posts anymore and try to be diplomatic. You're too stupid for me to be patient with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.BB View Post
    Maybe show a pic of the girlfriend so we can see whats going on
    LOL, too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    Can you post a picture of your penis? If it is erect at the same time that would be helpful. Just circle, with MS Paint or something, where it hurts. It could be Priapism as you have sex (or used to) six times per day.
    LOLOLOL thanx for the laugh!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RigPig View Post
    You are a fuckin joke. I'm sure you come up with this bullshit just to get people to communicate with you. You're a strange and lonely individual with major mental issues..
    If you cannot see how stupid your fuckin posts are then you are full on retarded.
    Get a fuckin life bud. Your shit posts don't even provide any comical values anymore. They are completely useless and you sir are a moron.
    This might go against the flaming rule, fuck it. I guess I'll get what I got coming to me.
    I can't sit back and read your stupid posts anymore and try to be diplomatic. You're too stupid for me to be patient with.
    No you're wrong cunt cajun.

    1. If someone want to communicate with people he won't choose specific website he would go to general conversation website so again cunt cajun you're wrong count.

    2. Strange and major mental issue! Cunt cajun I did not talked to you and I ignored your first post but you answer my post that's for another person you involve you fuckin nose here you in fact every time you start to talk to me I didn't talk to you count cajun.

    3. cunt cajun my last 2 threads are in sex life category if you asked someone who are not such a retarded as you. You should get life not me, notice you involved yourself and you did talk to me first so you should get life.

    Go fuck yourself and duck your patient. A lot of posts are about simple things like what's E ester half life but cunt cajun most are not moron like you or else they would say to the asker there's no value in your question if they act like you.

    And unfortunately there's no finger emoji.

    DO NOT SAY SHIT AND EXPECT RESPECT.
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    No don't ban him yet, this is too funny!
    (Though RigPigs post was epic!)

    Fuck me, I was fucking this whole weekend and only managed to climax once.
    (I know that's not normal though)
    I also got a pain, some red marks here and there, what could it have been?
    Surely not the friction? Nah, must be sick.
    Come to think of it, that lady also got some aches.
    She must be sick also.

    My god Zenvost! How can you post this shit AND get offended at the same time?
    If u post a pic of your gf I'll post a pic of my ladyfriends ass next time I meet her. (Can post a lot more too, but I think that's against the rules)
    Deal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1 View Post
    No you're wrong cunt cajun.

    1. If someone want to communicate with people he won't choose specific website he would go to general conversation website so again cunt cajun you're wrong count.

    2. Strange and major mental issue! Cunt cajun I did not talked to you and I ignored your first post but you answer my post that's for another person you involve you fuckin nose here you in fact every time you start to talk to me I didn't talk to you count cajun.

    3. cunt cajun my last 2 threads are in sex life category if you asked someone who are not such a retarded as you. You should get life not me, notice you involved yourself and you did talk to me first so you should get life.

    Go fuck yourself and duck your patient. A lot of posts are about simple things like what's E ester half life but cunt cajun most are not moron like you or else they would say to the asker there's no value in your question if they act like you.

    And unfortunately there's no finger emoji.

    DO NOT SAY SHIT AND EXPECT RESPECT.
    You need to calm down and stop berating people b/c your jealousy over your gf - your on a steroid forum full of guys on test and your getting jealous, c-mon!!!

    I'd also stop bashing other members, & name calling(cunt etc) you keep throwing fuel on fire - let it be! It was a joke

    If your this jealous from someone on a keyboard - Your going to have trouble wherever and with whoever your with... and wherever!
    Best of luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3 View Post
    You need to calm down and stop berating people b/c your jealousy over your gf - your on a steroid forum full of guys on test and your getting jealous, c-mon!!!

    I'd also stop bashing other members, & name calling(cunt etc) you keep throwing fuel on fire - let it be! It was a joke

    If your this jealous from someone on a keyboard - Your going to have trouble wherever and with whoever your with... and wherever!
    Best of luck!
    Thanks nach I didn't said anything to him but read he's post what he said to me.

    I closed the thread I said closed thread he came with his bad words and saying moron!

    Again closed thread to avoid any probs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocToxin8 View Post
    No don't ban him yet, this is too funny!
    (Though RigPigs post was epic!)

    Fuck me, I was fucking this whole weekend and only managed to climax once.
    (I know that's not normal though)
    I also got a pain, some red marks here and there, what could it have been?
    Surely not the friction? Nah, must be sick.
    Come to think of it, that lady also got some aches.
    She must be sick also.

    My god Zenvost! How can you post this shit AND get offended at the same time?
    If u post a pic of your gf I'll post a pic of my ladyfriends ass next time I meet her. (Can post a lot more too, but I think that's against the rules)
    Deal?
    It wasn't about my gf this time he said I'm moron and a lot of things take look on his post.

    Thanks doc. 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3 View Post
    You need to calm down and stop berating people b/c your jealousy over your gf - your on a steroid forum full of guys on test and your getting jealous, c-mon!!!

    I'd also stop bashing other members, & name calling(cunt etc) you keep throwing fuel on fire - let it be! It was a joke

    If your this jealous from someone on a keyboard - Your going to have trouble wherever and with whoever your with... and wherever!
    Best of luck!
    Oops I thought he's redcajun

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenvost1 View Post
    Oops I thought he's redcajun
    sooo..... Does your dick still hurt? Maybe it's all better since you got to work out your frustrations here on the board?

    Why don't you try fluffing the little guy up and let us know if there's been any improvement.

    If no improvement is noticed: I'd suggest that you take your angry ass to the Doctor and have the damn thing evaluated by a trained physician.

    After all....this is a steroid forum. Perhaps there is a injured dick forum that you could try as a last resort.
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    Ironic?

    Zenvost1 - steroid .com member :
    Big problems performing and burning "stick" caused by too much friction. Gets mad and blames everyone else for being hard on him.

    Zenvo ST1 - Dutch "super" car :
    Big problems performing and burnt up during top gear road test. Gets mad and blames top gear for being hard on their car.

    Your username should have been great foreshadowing into your character. Too bad it took me this long to put it all together.
    You should have called yourself Lambo lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RigPig View Post
    Ironic?

    Zenvost1 - steroid .com member :
    Big problems performing and burning "stick" caused by too much friction. Gets mad and blames everyone else for being hard on him.

    Zenvo ST1 - Dutch "super" car :
    Big problems performing and burnt up during top gear road test. Gets mad and blames top gear for being hard on their car.

    Your username should have been great foreshadowing into your character. Too bad it took me this long to put it all together.
    You should have called yourself Lambo lol.
    That's funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by RigPig View Post
    Ironic?

    Zenvost1 - steroid .com member :
    Big problems performing and burning "stick" caused by too much friction. Gets mad and blames everyone else for being hard on him.

    Zenvo ST1 - Dutch "super" car :
    Big problems performing and burnt up during top gear road test. Gets mad and blames top gear for being hard on their car.

    Your username should have been great foreshadowing into your character. Too bad it took me this long to put it all together.
    You should have called yourself Lambo lol.
    Damn that's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    OP can't close your own threads but I understand your reasons for wanting it closed.
    Classy comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doctoxin8 View Post
    no don't ban him yet, this is too funny!
    (though rigpigs post was epic!)

    fuck me, i was fucking this whole weekend and only managed to climax once.
    (i know that's not normal though)
    i also got a pain, some red marks here and there, what could it have been?
    Surely not the friction? Nah, must be sick.
    Come to think of it, that lady also got some aches.
    She must be sick also.

    My god zenvost! How can you post this shit and get offended at the same time?
    If u post a pic of your gf i'll post a pic of my ladyfriends ass next time i meet her. (can post a lot more too, but i think that's against the rules)
    deal?
    fucking post the pic zenvost! Do it now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RigPig View Post
    Ironic?

    Zenvost1 - steroid .com member :
    Big problems performing and burning "stick" caused by too much friction. Gets mad and blames everyone else for being hard on him.

    Zenvo ST1 - Dutch "super" car :
    Big problems performing and burnt up during top gear road test. Gets mad and blames top gear for being hard on their car.

    Your username should have been great foreshadowing into your character. Too bad it took me this long to put it all together.
    You should have called yourself Lambo lol.
    The problem is it took you long time to put all together.

    What a day.

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