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    The shits

    Well I really wanna know if its just me...The last two cycles when my gear starts to kick in so does my ass!! Anyone else...or do I just have the worst side effect of all!!! At least that what my girl says!

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    Are you taking orals?

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    Nope..Test/EQ...my diet hasnt change that damn much either...just raise my protein maybe 50-100 grams...My last cycle was Sust250 only.

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    lay off the milk for a bit. maybe thats it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJuicer
    Nope..Test/EQ...my diet hasnt change that damn much either...just raise my protein maybe 50-100 grams...My last cycle was Sust250 only.
    Are you using protein powders? That's a big culprit for the shits for some people. Some people have problems digesting cheaper brands of protein powder...I know I do. I did a scoop of GNC at a friends and I had tap ass all night.

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    The protein does it to me too.

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    the oppisite happened to me. didnt shit for 4 or 5 days on meso tech strawberry. can you say bloated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwendels
    the oppisite happened to me. didnt shit for 4 or 5 days on meso tech strawberry. can you say bloated?
    Then you weren't drinking enough water. When I start consuming tonnes of protein (shakes, bars, etc) I always drink lots of water and then sometimes I take a glass of Metamucil before I go to bed.

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    this is funny as "shit" (sorry for the pun)

    I was thinking today that I need to customize my bathroom since I spend so much damn time in there these days!!! I bought a wireless modem for my laptop, I have a cordless phone ... all I need to do is run a TV in the john so I can watch sports center and have plenty of prepared meals and protein handy then I'd never have to get off the toilet.

    Maybe I'll put some dumbbells in there so I can do arms curls

    I swear I've been spending more time in the can than in the gym

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    I get the shitz too. I fell asleep on the toilet a while back after taking a late night loaf. I woke up and was scared not knowing where i was, tried to get up but my legs had gone to sleep. Needless to say i got up and crashed right over on the floor with dry ass crusties. Piss me right the fuk off!!!

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    lol. thats really funny shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    I get the shitz too. I fell asleep on the toilet a while back after taking a late night loaf. I woke up and was scared not knowing where i was, tried to get up but my legs had gone to sleep. Needless to say i got up and crashed right over on the floor with dry ass crusties. Piss me right the fuk off!!!
    I think you just confirmed your bachelorhood after that comment. j/k

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    Dry ass crusties? lol, good one

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    shits

    currently on deca /test shit like crazy..me ass burns like fire..but at the same time i upped my protein to 300 grams+..so could be either one

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    Same here, as soon as I boosted my protien I started pooping out monster repTARs. Many say its from the lactose in my shakes. I might start drinking Isopure to see if that helps at all. It also seems to be worse when I'm actually putting on weight than when Im stuck at 184. Speaking of shits, I had to take a huge one earlier but a few girls were over so I couldn't take the browns to the superbowl. brb

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    I noticed the threads pertaining to shitting have gotten a lot of response. For instance the thread about Shitting in a sink got a SHIT load of responses. I dont get it.

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    This thread has me laughing so hard I'm in tears! Money boss, your probably right about the water. Those damn shakes are like cement for your stomach. I only drink the pre made ones now and havent had any problems. I tend to eat the same things weekly, the only thing that throws my stomach into a fit is Sushi. And at that only sometimes.

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    I'd say it's probably the protein.... i always have to shit a lot and get gas from excess protein... your body has to get rid of it someway.... bermich: it's cuz those threads are the shit!(ok that was way 2 corny)

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    call me crazy bro but when I used to shoot deca the next day when I woke up I would shit water then I was fine till the next day after my next shot.

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    Its normal to get the shits with the uppage in protein. not to mention the smell of rancid 4 day old pork with the burning of the anal passage as the stench escapes the sphincter. whew!

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    It may be normal to shit MORe when eating more. It has to come out somewhere. But I think if its running like a water fountian there may be a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverDrive
    I was thinking today that I need to customize my bathroom since I spend so much damn time in there these days!!! I bought a wireless modem for my laptop
    I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who browses the Internet while taking a dump. Ya gotta love wireless!

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    I shit all over my girlfriends chest. And she loved it. I am currently on a sus 250 and equipoise cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurePower
    I shit all over my girlfriends chest. And she loved it. I am currently on a sus 250 and equipoise cycle.
    ...there's always one that goes too far. j/k

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    lmaooo...

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