Breakfast of Champions: Tales from the oatmeal feast…..

**Rookiejay** · 08-13-2003, 08:31 AM

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Meal 1
6:30 – 1 banana + protein shake (approx 700 cal)
6:35 – Dbol , vitamins

Meal 2
dbol
1 cup (dry) oatmeal, cooked with 2 glasses of skim milk + some sugar, 1 banana, strawberries. 1 glass of skim milk (approx 700 cal)

9:30 – Holy shit!!!! that’s a lot of oatmeal – I’m not even hungry…..

9:31 – Shoved the first few tbl spoons full with no problem – emptied about ¼….. 3 more attempts like that and it will be done in NO TIME. Need to take a break to think how I’m going to do that….

9:33 – Had 2 more tbl spoons… I’ll have a banana and strawberries for a change, then finish my oatmeal……

9:37 – Ok, I’m ready now….. No, I’ll wait, first I’ll check what’s in the news….

9:39 – Ok, I’m ready now…. Actually, I’ll check the AR boards to see if anything interested has been posted in the past few minutes…..

9:44 – shoved a few spoons --- my mouth is full of oatmeal and I can’t fucking swallow any of it….. had another glass of milk to wash it down…… I’m half way done…….

9:48 – I’m about to throw up…. Why is it taking so fucking long to chew it?……

10:05 – I took my dog for a walk – now I’m ready to finish my oatmeal – I can’t believe there’s still shit left.

10:15 – done – had to wash down the last spoon with another glass of milk – it sure felt like it was ready to come back out…..

10:20 feels great – looking forward to having my next meal

meal 3
12:30 – Dbol
Protein shake

Meal 4
3:30 - Dbol
Raw tuna steak, steamed rice and veggies – (uhhhhhhh – yummy)

**bobbo23** · 08-13-2003, 09:47 AM

I can't even imagine eating oatmeal dry. Put some water in it water, microwave, add some protein powder and splenda .Yummy.

**Rookiejay** · 08-13-2003, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by bobbo23

I can't even imagine eating oatmeal dry. Put some water in it water, microwave, add some protein powder and splenda .Yummy.

LOL - I did cook it this time - but it ended up being a HUGE size meal

(from now on - uncooked only - just grind add milk and drink it)

we have to do what we have to do..... to look good......

In the end --- I'm sure it's worth the trouble.....

**Rookiejay** · 08-13-2003, 11:50 AM

Thinking back --- now it looks pretty funny........

but on the serious note........ I wonder.... what do you guys do when the food refuses to go in, no matter how hard you try shoving it....?

**popa** · 08-13-2003, 03:25 PM

this should be posted in the diet forum

**DADDYDBOL** · 08-13-2003, 03:30 PM

which end are you "shoving" it in?

**getBIG05** · 08-13-2003, 04:44 PM

my favorite thing to do that will ALWAYS get me hungry is to smoke a blunt.

-BIG

**LoneStar** · 08-13-2003, 05:02 PM

Thats what im talkin about big05

**P.T.P** · 08-14-2003, 10:20 PM

ill third that

**Rayman** · 08-15-2003, 11:54 PM

LOL @ this thread

**rxarms** · 08-15-2003, 11:57 PM

gag me with a spoon......Dah

**Rookiejay** · 08-18-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by getBIG05

my favorite thing to do that will ALWAYS get me hungry is to smoke a blunt.

-BIG

I've never tried any recriational stuff in my life --- however, and I'm not joking, I'm actually considering it..... Dbol completely killed my appetite....