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**PumP~N~Swole** · 08-20-2003, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

SMACKING ON SOME MUFF

I wonder how girls describe that to their friends. OMG, his face was burried in my pussy last night and I came all over his face like the bitch that he was. Or maybe they say " omg it was so embarrassing, he put his mouth near my vagina and I felt so uncomfortable. No one has ever done that to me.

LOL, no one has ever done what burried their head in your pussy? You got a pussy over there? lol

**cfiler** · 08-20-2003, 05:51 PM

Congrats!

It's great to have a board where people actually stick around for awhile.

**mass junkie** · 08-20-2003, 09:53 PM

Congrats man! Keep on posting

**BDTR** · 08-20-2003, 09:55 PM

My girlfriend had to hold me and console me all night... then she called me fat and threw donughts at me. My life is over.

Originally Posted by bermich

PLEASE NO FLAMING We have very SENSITIVE guys on this board. BDTR is still in therapy over that last post.
His ego was squashed by a newbie member. That just sucks. I could see it coming from a mod but letting a flaming post slip by us from a newbie member??? We need to up the screenings on those sort of posts.
How are you holding up BDTR?? You gonna make it bro???

**PumP~N~Swole** · 08-20-2003, 10:03 PM

yumm did someone say donuts. lol

**bermich** · 08-21-2003, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by PumP~N~Swole

LOL, no one has ever done what burried their head in your pussy? You got a pussy over there? lol

Im not the one who says that. Its the chick who says that refering to your MUFF SMACKING WAYS.
AND I ALWAYS HAVE PUSSY OVER HERE. Any pussy that is in my house belongs to me. I have so much pussy I have to put it in the freezer cause I dont have time to get to it right now. Shit, pussy is falling out of my pockets. NOBODY MOVE, I just dropped some pussy, dont step on my fresh pussy. Or something like that....

**bermich** · 08-21-2003, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by bdtr

My girlfriend had to hold me and console me all night... then she called me fat and threw donughts at me. My life is over.

How awesome. I wish someone threw food at me like that. Especially donuts. Krispy Kreme donuts would make her the most bestest donut throing girlfriend ever. Imagine. Having sex then having fresh donuts right afterwards. Or actually, sex is like having a fresh donut. Then you get to glaze it.

**pumpseeker** · 08-21-2003, 07:10 AM

They eat krispy kremes at work here all the time, bastards...my mouth is watering with temptation.

**bermich** · 08-21-2003, 05:00 PM

Yay. Krispey Kreme.

**BDTR** · 08-21-2003, 05:02 PM

Thanks for reminding me, im hittin' up krispey kreme this weekend, i can't wait.

**BASK8KACE** · 08-21-2003, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by bermich

PLEASE NO FLAMING We have very SENSITIVE guys on this board. BDTR is still in therapy over that last post.
His ego was squashed by a newbie member. That just sucks. I could see it coming from a mod but letting a flaming post slip by us from a newbie member??? We need to up the screenings on those sort of posts.
How are you holding up BDTR?? You gonna make it bro???

Congrats Pump!

Berm...speak not to me of threads filled with flames. For I know of such painful attention. You should know; you were there. Does "soap in a towel or sock" ring a bell?

**PumP~N~Swole** · 08-22-2003, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by bermich

Im not the one who says that. Its the chick who says that refering to your MUFF SMACKING WAYS.
AND I ALWAYS HAVE PUSSY OVER HERE. Any pussy that is in my house belongs to me. I have so much pussy I have to put it in the freezer cause I dont have time to get to it right now. Shit, pussy is falling out of my pockets. NOBODY MOVE, I just dropped some pussy, dont step on my fresh pussy. Or something like that....

LoL some funny shit. Especially this part "NOBODY MOVE, I just dropped some pussy, dont step on my fresh pussy." lol.

I got burn out on krispey Kream, THey opened up one finally near my house first day I went and bought the special a dozen for a buck and I got so sick I puked for a week and shit for 2 weeks. 5 dozen will do that to u.

**TheMudMan** · 08-22-2003, 10:29 AM

They open a Krispey Kream in the same lot as my gym. I still haven't had the pleasure of trying one of those yet. One day soon...... Only a few more weeks left of the summer!

**Juggernaut** · 08-22-2003, 10:44 AM

Bermich, sometimes I think you're a little much for my liking (just sometimes bro so don't get pissed) but that "pussy post" had me rolling. Reminded me of Cheech's line in the movie Dusk till Dawn.

**palme** · 08-22-2003, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by bdtr

It's raining.... tears from my face. I got picked on lol.

always the little guy that gets kicked on

Dont worry bdtr, we look after our members!

**mass junkie** · 08-31-2003, 08:38 PM

Alright who farted?

**talon** · 08-31-2003, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Alright who farted?

BUMP...he he he he

**mass junkie** · 08-31-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Bermich, sometimes I think you're a little much for my liking (just sometimes bro so don't get pissed) but that "pussy post" had me rolling. Reminded me of Cheech's line in the movie Dusk till Dawn.

you mean this one?

Pu**y, pu**y, pu**y! All pu**y
must go. At the Titty Twister
we're slashing pu**y in half! This
is a pu**y blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
pu**y! We got white pu**y, black
pu**y, Spanish pu**y, yellow pu**y,
hot pu**y, cold pu**y, wet pu**y,
tight pu**y, big pu**y, bloody
pu**y, fat pu**y, hairy pu**y,
smelly pu**y, velvet pu**y, silk
pu**y, Naugahyde pu**y, snappin'
pu**y, horse pu**y, dog pu**y, mule
pu**y, fake pu**y! If we don't
have it, you don't want it!
Take advantage of our penny pu**y
sale. Buy any piece of pu**y at
our regular price, you get another
piece of pu**y, of equal or lesser
value, for a penny. Now try and.
beat pu**y for a penny! If you can
find cheaper pussy anywhere, f**k
it!

**b18razr** · 08-31-2003, 09:29 PM

i think the train just came through my neighborhood and i jumped on. and btw can you drink winny

**talon** · 08-31-2003, 09:33 PM

Damn straight MASS....LOL...havent heard that one is a long ass time....

**b18razr** · 09-01-2003, 12:26 PM

bump,

**FRANK WHITE** · 09-01-2003, 09:21 PM

**ironfist** · 09-01-2003, 09:56 PM

Looks like this has become the post whore thread...

**talon** · 09-01-2003, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by ironfist

Looks like this has become the post whore thread...

No...not us...well this is 583 in 13 days. Damn all I have been doing for a week is working, going to class, and posting. Well, Friday night I got laid, but thats beside the point.....

**bermich** · 09-01-2003, 11:05 PM

[QUOTE=Juggernaut2148]Bermich, sometimes I think you're a little much for my liking (just sometimes bro so don't get pissed) QUOTE]

**b18razr** · 09-02-2003, 05:17 PM

its ok bermich, everyone gets on someones nerves once in a while.

bump....haha

**bermich** · 09-02-2003, 05:29 PM

I dont get on people's nerves. Everyone LOVES Bermich

They can ALL relate to me

**dutchboy** · 09-02-2003, 05:47 PM

well, I finally lost the f-ing newbie status last week. I don't know man, I mean I just don't have the personality to respond to that many posts. Well, that and bdtr always gets there first.