Mesotherapy

**spm162** · 10-12-2003, 08:42 PM

A friend in the gym told me about this. Apparently certain MD's who practice alternative medicine have gotten turned onto this technique used by the french . I'm not exactly sure how it works but apparently you go in and the Dr. injects your "problem area" with this mixture and it melts away fat. Has anyone heard of this or done this procedure? I'm thinking of doing it, but it is a little costly. The website I found is www.mesotherapymd.com and it explains it pretty well there.

**sandiegoweights** · 04-11-2005, 06:06 PM

Evidently the process consists of sub-Q injections containing a cocktail of ingredients ranging from caffeine to ginko biloba and L-carnitine. I had a client asking about making a home brew and doing it in the privacy of his/her own home clinic, aka the bathroom. I have posted a question looking for information.

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-11-2005, 07:19 PM

I will give you some mesotherapy, I will stand behind you while you are running on the treadmill and I will be screaming and if you stop I will rape you. While you are doing heavy squats and you cant get the last rep out and you become trapped under the bar in the squat rack... I will rape you. If your diet is not up to par, I will knock out your teeth and give you a hot beef injection right in your mouth, so basicaly I will rape your mouth...

Tell all your friends, the cost is minimal and you will get good results I guarantee it.

MESOTHERAPIST (or Meso TheRapist)

**Zennie** · 04-11-2005, 07:26 PM

Geee.....this is funny! Hot beef injection!

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

I will give you some mesotherapy, I will stand behind you while you are running on the treadmill and I will be screaming and if you stop I will rape you. While you are doing heavy squats and you cant get the last rep out and you become trapped under the bar in the squat rack... I will rape you. If your diet is not up to par, I will knock out your teeth and give you a hot beef injection right in your mouth, so basicaly I will rape your mouth...

Tell all your friends, the cost is minimal and you will get good results I guarantee it.

MESOTHERAPIST (or Meso TheRapist)

**SwoleCat** · 04-11-2005, 08:15 PM

~sc~

**yikes!!** · 04-11-2005, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

I will give you some mesotherapy, I will stand behind you while you are running on the treadmill and I will be screaming and if you stop I will rape you. While you are doing heavy squats and you cant get the last rep out and you become trapped under the bar in the squat rack... I will rape you. If your diet is not up to par, I will knock out your teeth and give you a hot beef injection right in your mouth, so basicaly I will rape your mouth...

Tell all your friends, the cost is minimal and you will get good results I guarantee it.

MESOTHERAPIST (or Meso TheRapist)

haha.......give him some throat babies Meso..

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-11-2005, 09:22 PM

Bump for anyone wanting to try my new method. It is radical I admit, but I do guarantee results? Know anyone that is afraid of a protein injection in the ass with a meat syringe? They cannot seem to loose weight? Try the mesotherapy - only 19.95 plus a plane ticket...

**KGBnine** · 04-11-2005, 10:35 PM

Saluu will do it...if you'll train monkeys that is

**EatRite** · 04-11-2005, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

I will give you some mesotherapy, I will stand behind you while you are running on the treadmill and I will be screaming and if you stop I will rape you. While you are doing heavy squats and you cant get the last rep out and you become trapped under the bar in the squat rack... I will rape you. If your diet is not up to par, I will knock out your teeth and give you a hot beef injection right in your mouth, so basicaly I will rape your mouth...

Tell all your friends, the cost is minimal and you will get good results I guarantee it.

MESOTHERAPIST (or Meso TheRapist)

once again meso... you shock and awe the absolute FVCK outa me... HAHAHA that was one of the funnist posts i've read in a while...

**TRICK** · 04-12-2005, 12:36 AM

ditto!

**Sp!ke** · 04-12-2005, 04:18 AM

It has been very effective when i had a tennis-elbow, after 2 weeks tendonitis went away

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-12-2005, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by Sp!ke

It has been very effective when i had a tennis-elbow, after 2 weeks tendonitis went away

Look a testimonial...

**SplinterCell** · 04-12-2005, 07:20 AM

AHHAHAHAHA

**jc3** · 04-12-2005, 07:35 AM

Meso kickin a*s in this thread.......

**sandiegoweights** · 04-12-2005, 09:58 AM

Funny? Maybe. Helpful? Not especially. While many people clearly enjoy violent homosexual references...the same questions remain unanswered.
Sp!ke: what sort of therapy was used on your elbow? Did the physician disclose the ingredients in the meso cocktail?

**Mesomorphyl** · 09-01-2005, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by sandiegoweights

Funny? Maybe. Helpful? Not especially. While many people clearly enjoy violent homosexual references...the same questions remain unanswered.
Sp!ke: what sort of therapy was used on your elbow? Did the physician disclose the ingredients in the meso cocktail?

Again you can practically tell what is in the mix... Sp!ke, sorry to see you go, but at least you gave me that testimonial before you left.