Trip 2 Mexico

**BlocRoc** · 10-24-2003, 02:04 PM

U got a PM.

L8

***50%Natural*** · 10-24-2003, 02:06 PM

Well thank you blocRoc. We don't get a chance to talk much

**jonnie5_5** · 10-24-2003, 04:30 PM

ive read that some guys take out the middle counsel in their vehicles and stash their juice under it and then reinstall the counsel in the car. Hides it from plain view and it would take a hell of a search to find it. ive never done it, but i know guys who have. good luck man.

**somedude247** · 10-24-2003, 05:01 PM

thanxs for the help Bro's!

**stengun** · 10-24-2003, 10:26 PM

Howdy superdude,

Most of these guys are full of shit and dont know what they are talking about. I live in Arkansas and go to Laredo, Mexico 2 or 3 times a year. I'm getting ready to go again thanksgiving weekend. My sister lives in Dallas. We ( me, 39 yo, the wife 39 yo, and daughter 7 yo) drive down to my sisters house and spend the night there. We get up about 4:30 am and get through Dallas before 6 am to beat the traffic. We get to Laredo, Tx 'bout 1pm, get a hotel (usually red roof ), get a bite to eat, McD's, then WALK, repeat, WALK across the border. We park at the River Mall. I have my "favorite" pharmacy and a source to get QV stuff. I dont speak a freaking word of Mexican, except Taco Bell and you dont need to either, they speak American. Especially US dollars. When you first get there, look around, shop some, go to the Mercedo (market, its on the right hand side of the street), eat a little, drink some and have a good time! Dont ride the horse buggies, its a rip off1 Then, pick up what you need. Test and clomid a is about all you can get at the pharmacy, you have to go to the vet to get to good stuff. I know the prefect place too, good stuff, no fakes and really good prices. When you get ready to leave go back to the Mercado (its the only rest room in town and cost $.25 to take a piss), pay the lady, go into a stall, hide your stuff in your stuff, and walk back across the border. Go across at about 5pm. There will be plenty of people going across at this time. Dont have anything that a drug dog can smell, like pot. Act like you know what you are doing, and you can "cross over" w/out any trouble. Make sure you have some shopping bags and junk that you have bought. Makes you look legit. Done it many times. Usually carry my kid on my shoulders, but shes too big/heavy now. We go over on friday and saturday, then drive back to my sisters house on sunday and drive home on monday. Its that freaking easy!!!!!!

DO NOT DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDER, WALK!!! REPEAT, DO NOT DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDER, WALK!!!

Paul

DISCLAIMER: This is for eductional/entertainment purposes only. I have no knowledge of any illegal activites taking place. Nor do I want to know of any. Thank you for you time.

**stengun** · 10-24-2003, 10:44 PM

Howdy somedude,

I thought you were superdude, sorry. Anyway, if the Man, takes you into a room to search you, fess up, give em your stuff, tell them it was for your personel use. That way you get off real easy. Usually just take your stuff and send you on your way. Never happened to me, but it did to my brother. He drove across, they searched the car and found rolling papers. Then it got kinda messy. So WALK across the border. They really don't give a shit 'bout somebody carrying a few valiums of zomas cross the border. They do worry about a bunch of pot, coke herion, and believe it or not but damn parrotts and other birds! Anyway, just act cool and WALK across the border. If you need more info just email me. [email protected]

Paul

P.S. check my disclaimer posted earlier.

**somedude247** · 10-25-2003, 03:04 AM

Thanks stengun......i will e-mail u shortly for the Vet location.....

**northendninja** · 10-25-2003, 08:38 AM

anyone know any good places in Cancun?

**TooSmall** · 10-25-2003, 05:33 PM

I am in the same boat as you, going to mexico from canada for a trip.
except we are flying down and back, so my Q is this...

i know this is a huge risk, but is there anyway to get vials through? the metal detectors at airports are not going to miss anything, especially after 9/11

so do all vials have metal in them? can i open the vials and pour them into a diff container (i'm pretty sure i read that when the AS is exposed to air its no good, but might as well ask)

any suggestions to getting this to work i'll take

if cant come up with anyhting good i will jusy buy my orals down there and worry about the vials when i get home

anyways TIA

**northendninja** · 10-25-2003, 07:44 PM

I was thinking the same, stock up on some noval, bromo, and clomid, and maybe try to ship some of the liquids back to myself...

**stengun** · 10-25-2003, 08:24 PM

Howdy Toosmall,

Just put the vials in your checked bags, not in your carry on. Wrap the vials in electrical tape (to protect them) spread them around in different areas (like inside a pair of socks, jeans pocket, etc) and you'll be ok. Just use your amagination. Don't carry anything on you body while in the airport. Also, dont carry anything that will alert a drug dog, like weed, coke gunpowder, C-4, etc.

Where are you going? If your flying into Mexico, like Cancun, just use your head. If your flying to San Antonio or Houston, Tx just follew the advice that I posted earlier.

Oh yea, the bit about the console....thats the first thing the inspectors look at. They are well trained and can tell if its been messed with.

Good luck...Paul

**TooSmall** · 10-25-2003, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by stengun

Howdy Toosmall,

Where are you going? If your flying into Mexico, like Cancun, just use your head. If your flying to San Antonio or Houston, Tx just follew the advice that I posted earlier.

Flying to Puerta Viara (not spelled correctly) from Ontario.

And thanks for the info bro

**DoubleL** · 01-20-2004, 05:09 AM

Exactly how risky is it to fly to Puerto V and sneak orals back?

**borderbound** · 01-20-2004, 06:35 AM

a couple vials when walking through the metal detector is no big deal
most people have more metal in their teeth

***50%Natural*** · 01-20-2004, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by stengun

dont carry anything that will alert a drug dog, like weed, coke gunpowder, C-4, etc.

Who carrys c4?

**richie11** · 01-20-2004, 11:28 PM

Listen guys, I can honestly tell you (being a US Customs agent myself)there is no rhyme or reason to the way we do searches. We have full authority to search anyone just for giving us the wrong look. If you are coming back across with a car full of guys you wont stand a chance.You WILL be searched and I dont mean just a quick look. We have X-Rays that will look through your entire car.Though I doubt you have to worry about that unless you are a car load of swole tourists. Do you think we are stupid? We know what goes on, hey, many of the agents are using themselves(shhhh).All I can say is come across with a girl or two, try not to act nervous, dont lie to us(the more honest you can be the better), and act like you have nothing to hide.It's usually the first timers that get caught...lol, sorry but this is my job and I enjoy it. Good luck bro..see you at the border

**richie11** · 01-20-2004, 11:31 PM

oh yeah, the metal tops wont set off the metal detector, so strap it to your nuts, and try to walk normal... we wont search there, especially if your driving

***50%Natural*** · 01-21-2004, 12:11 AM

wow, now if that was the most straight fire answer i've ever heard, then i'll be ****ed. Thanks for the insight. And it is so funny, that you say that border agents use. Wow, who is the hypiocrit now? Anyway, I solute you guys for doing your jobs but how much are you guys pressured into making aas seizures. We all know there are far worse things coming across our borders than steroids . I think some testimony from yourself would help out the fellas that venture that way, because lets face it, guys that do steroids aren't putting anyone in danger but themselves and even that is limited.

**richie11** · 01-21-2004, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by 50%Natural

wow, now if that was the most straight fire answer i've ever heard, then i'll be ****ed. Thanks for the insight. And it is so funny, that you say that border agents use. Wow, who is the hypiocrit now? Anyway, I solute you guys for doing your jobs but how much are you guys pressured into making aas seizures. We all know there are far worse things coming across our borders than steroids. I think some testimony from yourself would help out the fellas that venture that way, because lets face it, guys that do steroids aren't putting anyone in danger but themselves and even that is limited.

Hey bro, none of us want to be the guy that let the terrorist with the chemical weapons through. Our main concern is terrorist and real drugs, but finding contraband is just the reality of our daily job. We cant ignore it, and even though I may (or may not) use myself, I can't stand drug dealers.(that includes AAS dealers)They are the scum of the earth, parasites. I dont think AAS should be illegal but its not up to me. We all want to be the one with the most siezures, so that includes messing with the little guys. They are after all, breaking the law. Im sure you want to be the best at your job. I think being users makes us that much more effective at our job(maybe I'm just trying to justify it). We know exactly what to look for and we are very good at it. That doesnt mean we dont miss 50% of the contraband coming through. I like to think we get most of the big shipments. Besides, it sure feels good to hit the big ones. Nobody needs $10,000 worth of gear unless they're going to distribute. Remember, if your only buying for yourself, we probably are not looking for you.Unless you catch us on a bad day.....lol....good luck bros

***50%Natural*** · 01-21-2004, 12:46 AM

Nah bro, I aint calling you out or anything. I understand it is your job, but I just find it hillarious that so much weed, coke and heroin get in and the border agents are looking for aas. I understand where you are coming from. No biggie, we all got jobs to do. And yeah, you arrest people for bringing back aas for personal use so that doesn't justify you using yourself. Like I said, I respect you guys and all I was replying to was the fact that you were real open and that you admitted that other border agents use. Have fun at work tomorrow bro.

**stengun** · 01-21-2004, 01:31 AM

Howdy,

I've been to Neuvo Laredo, MX 2X's since this thread started. 99% of y'all don't know what your talking about. Most of the custom agents don't care about personel use drugs, that's why its so easy to walk across and carry stuff back.

If your too scared to carry the stuff across,ask a street hustler to get someone to carry the stuff across for you. It usually cost about $40.00 USD. Stay within a few feet of them and pay them AFTER you get across the border. I have done this before when I've had a rather large order to fill, and I knew that "if" I got caught (which isn't very likely), I would be in big trouble, so I paid 2 mexican ladies to carry the stuff over for me. They said they made about $100.00 USD a week doing this, which is alot of money in mexico.

Stengun

***50%Natural*** · 01-21-2004, 01:42 AM

hey, there's always domestic bro, and I am sure that border agents care what you bring back, they are just too busy to check. No need to be cocky because you have had success a few times.

**byu** · 01-21-2004, 04:07 PM

werd 50%.
Sten...just wait...it'll happen to you too, especially with that attitude.
99% of us don't know what we're talking about? hahaha...rookie.

Richie: When "a friend" came across the border at TJ, his license plate had been reported stolen. The agent asked him if he had anything illegal as they walked over to secondary. If he had said to the agent (who was a younger guy and seemed to be cool), "Yes I have a little bit of juice." What do you think would have likely happened? If someone said that to you, what would you have done?

Thanks...

***50%Natural*** · 01-21-2004, 04:23 PM

and the funny thing is you gotta drive 1000 miles to pick up your gear. Yeah, steng, you'll get caught, especially if you have 'orders to fill' Ah, domestic......it just comes to you

**jrock34** · 01-21-2004, 07:38 PM

the tops of the bottles do not set off the metal dectectors. there's not enough metal there to set them off. i know from personal experience. walking at a busy crossing is generally easier unless you're packing the mother load home with you.

**daman1** · 01-21-2004, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by somedude247

Armagedon.....how did u get your get past customs?

i went to mexico before to pick up anabolics. i went through brownsville, tx. heres how it worked when i went. you get right at the border and there's a parking lot. you park your car and pay a small fee to keep your car in the lot for the day. i think the fee was like $8. then you cross the borderline and go about a half mile. there was all kinds of stores and phramacies. when you go in the pharmacies there is usually a big ass line. once you get up to the counter they have a list behind the counter of products. you tell them what you want and they get it. the best bet though is to go in when its not busy that way you can bargain for cheaper prices. i would advise to only buy a small amount to check whether its legit or not as they sell a ton of fakes. and i mean a ton! whats good about mexico is that they only place tariffs on alcohol and cigs, not gear. once you leave to go back to the u.s. stuff your gear in your pockets. once you get to the border customs will ask you if you have any type of illegal things with you. you just say no and walk by. be cool and don't look suspicious and they won't stop you to search you. if you have anymore q's PM me.

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**Grant** · 02-05-2004, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by stengun

Howdy,

I've been to Neuvo Laredo, MX 2X's since this thread started. 99% of y'all don't know what your talking about. Most of the custom agents don't care about personel use drugs, that's why its so easy to walk across and carry stuff back.

If your too scared to carry the stuff across,ask a street hustler to get someone to carry the stuff across for you. It usually cost about $40.00 USD. Stay within a few feet of them and pay them AFTER you get across the border. I have done this before when I've had a rather large order to fill, and I knew that "if" I got caught (which isn't very likely), I would be in big trouble, so I paid 2 mexican ladies to carry the stuff over for me. They said they made about $100.00 USD a week doing this, which is alot of money in mexico.

Stengun

Who are you bro? Every post you write says, "These guys don't know what they are talking about" None of your posts negate information we have stated so quit thinking you are the man when it comes to border trafficking. 50 and I have been on point about the whole discussion. By the way, thank you for giving a quick briefing on the mexican financial situation enlightening us that a 100 dollars is a lot of money in Mexico.

**wallycn** · 02-05-2004, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by stengun

Howdy superdude,

Most of these guys are full of **** and dont know what they are talking about. I live in Arkansas and go to Laredo, Mexico 2 or 3 times a year. I'm getting ready to go again thanksgiving weekend. My sister lives in Dallas. We ( me, 39 yo, the wife 39 yo, and daughter 7 yo) drive down to my sisters house and spend the night there. We get up about 4:30 am and get through Dallas before 6 am to beat the traffic. We get to Laredo, Tx 'bout 1pm, get a hotel (usually red roof ), get a bite to eat, McD's, then WALK, repeat, WALK across the border. We park at the River Mall. I have my "favorite" pharmacy and a source to get QV stuff. I dont speak a freaking word of Mexican, except Taco Bell and you dont need to either, they speak American. Especially US dollars. When you first get there, look around, shop some, go to the Mercedo (market, its on the right hand side of the street), eat a little, drink some and have a good time! Dont ride the horse buggies, its a rip off1 Then, pick up what you need. Test and clomid a is about all you can get at the pharmacy, you have to go to the vet to get to good stuff. I know the prefect place too, good stuff, no fakes and really good prices. When you get ready to leave go back to the Mercado (its the only rest room in town and cost $.25 to take a piss), pay the lady, go into a stall, hide your stuff in your stuff, and walk back across the border. Go across at about 5pm. There will be plenty of people going across at this time. Dont have anything that a drug dog can smell, like pot. Act like you know what you are doing, and you can "cross over" w/out any trouble. Make sure you have some shopping bags and junk that you have bought. Makes you look legit. Done it many times. Usually carry my kid on my shoulders, but shes too big/heavy now. We go over on friday and saturday, then drive back to my sisters house on sunday and drive home on monday. Its that freaking easy!!!!!!

DO NOT DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDER, WALK!!! REPEAT, DO NOT DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDER, WALK!!!

Paul

DISCLAIMER: This is for eductional/entertainment purposes only. I have no knowledge of any illegal activites taking place. Nor do I want to know of any. Thank you for you time.

Don't they speak spanish in mexico not mexican and I thinkwe speak english here not american.

***50%Natural*** · 02-05-2004, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Grant

Who are you bro? Every post you write says, "These guys don't know what they are talking about" None of your posts negate information we have stated so quit thinking you are the man when it comes to border trafficking. 50 and I have been on point about the whole discussion. By the way, thank you for giving a quick briefing on the mexican financial situation enlightening us that a 100 dollars is a lot of money in Mexico.

thanks for the laugh grant