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    Question Steroids as Birth Control?

    My wife wants to go off the pill for like 5-6 months because she's been on it so long and she's telling me I'll have to wear rubbers for a while. All I can say is FUCK THAT! So, I'm starting another cycle next month and was wondering how effective this was for birth control? I've read it's more effective than the pill but has anyone read anything you can quote here...or have any real life experiences? Like, did your girl get pregnant while you were juicing? I don't want any kids yet, I'm only 25!

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    Bro..AAS has a side effect of infertility however not everyone gets every side effect ya know. I would not use it as a birth control pill substitute

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    Best form of birth control....as ladys man would say.."In da butt"

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    it has been explored as a form of male birth control, but i would not put my faith in it like the birth control pill. there are lots of guys who have gotten girls pregnant. you may have to deal with the shitty rubbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farmer
    Best form of birth control....as ladys man would say.."In da butt"

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    I'll mention that to the wife Farmer...although last time I had to shut er down, she was pumpin mud!

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    lmao@pumpin mud

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    Quote Originally Posted by halifaxsteve
    you may have to deal with the shitty rubbers
    Nooooooo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpseeker
    I'll mention that to the wife Farmer...although last time I had to shut er down, she was pumpin mud!
    What's wrong with Mud j/k

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    what about those sponge things...aren't those back on the market? i'm sure there is another alternative to "in da butt"

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    Quote Originally Posted by halifaxsteve
    what about those sponge things...aren't those back on the market? i'm sure there is another alternative to "in da butt"
    spermacide (sp) gels................ they may work

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    what have u got against condoms ??? Better then havin a kid - thats how i see it!

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    I suggest pulling it out and leaving a scale model of the aleutian islands on her face with your population paste..rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farmer
    I suggest pulling it out and leaving a scale model of the aleutian islands on her face with your population paste..rofl

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    LOL...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    spermacide (sp) gels................ they may work
    i know a girl who thought it was ok to only use gels as birth control...she got pregnant pretty quickly...lol

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    My wife and I just had a baby boy 5 months ago. Tell her that it's ok with you if you go off the pill for a while, but there has to be more oral pleasure from her. Don't trust the AS as male birth control... Use this to get what you really want. Once a kid comes in the picture, you won't know what her cooter looks like anymore.

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    Why not have her get on the shot instead? My girl gets hers once every 3 months. She doesn't even have a period anymore so there's no time off.

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    Do you want babys rite now???? becuase if not i would not use something that is going to make you a horny little beast and then not ware a rubber when you are all up in the little lady!!! sorry bro i cam think of no other option

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    spermacide (sp) gels................ they may work
    never heard of them...what are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dizzle
    Why not have her get on the shot instead? My girl gets hers once every 3 months. She doesn't even have a period anymore so there's no time off.
    only problem is that not all ladys have that wonderful lack of period durning the shot mine on the other hand had this nasty brown slug that made me not go anywhere near her for over a month when she got shot!!!!!!!! The last month or so was ok but by then she was so depressed about the sludge i couldnt prey her legs open with the jaws of life

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    I read something on that recently too, Pumpseeker. It is 99% effective in clinical trials. This is because endogenous production of Test is shut down. I guess the inference here is that exogenoous Test does not contribute to spermogenesis. I don't know if this is accurate, but the logical conclusion is that you would have to shut yourself down for those 5-6 months. That sounds like bad news. It would take several weeks to lower your sperm count to 1%, but could you recover if your boys were atrophied for that long? I'd stick to the rubbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farmer
    Best form of birth control....as ladys man would say.."In da butt"

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    Totally agree make her your little butt pirate

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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpseeker
    Nooooooo!
    Hell, you ought to go ahead and have a kid before you really do get sterile! Werent you one of the guys on HRT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somedude247
    what have u got against condoms ??? Better then havin a kid - thats how i see it!
    definatly agree

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    I've read an article on it saying it was more effective than the pill, but i can't seem to find right now. I'll get back to you with it, trying doing a search you should be able to find it.

    Why not try pulling out in the mean time

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    Testify, your response makes a lot of sense, thanks bro. If juice isn't an effective birth control, I'm not chancing it.

    Quote Originally Posted by dizzle
    Why not have her get on the shot instead? My girl gets hers once every 3 months. She doesn't even have a period anymore so there's no time off.
    I'll look into this Dizzle, thanks. I have some questions. What are the drawbacks? Has your girl had any "sludge" problems like ENraged mentioned? Does she have to see a doc every 3 mos. for a shot or can she do it herself? Does it throw off her sex drive or make her feel weird? (That's her main complaint with the pill now.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ntpadude
    Hell, you ought to go ahead and have a kid before you really do get sterile! Werent you one of the guys on HRT?
    Are you kidding? I've done 2 cycles, I'm not "one of the guys" on HRT. I think you're just pissed cause I called you out on that "13 pounds of muscle" you gained in 2 weeks
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