5000 cal is a lot of shit!!!!

this protein shit isn't very hard but the call Is it really nessesery to take 5000 cals a day?

4000 a problem

i always take 5000 but 4000 I can do with feling good but 5000 I take and feel like throwing up all day.

I shove it in there the pasta,egges,rist, all the ****

I get angry when I dont get eneough in my stomac in a day. To the point that I smashing things at home when i'm full and can't eat any-more. You all know the guilty feeling.

But one the other hand I give real great farts when I take 5000 a day and that means a good digestion system. (Love the smell too but my girl doesn't)


:)

Don't you love that full, bloated, sickening feeling? When your stomach looks like if you poke it with a pin, you'll blow away!

Now try another 2000 calories!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by angelodebruin
. (Love the smell too but my girl doesn't)


really thats odd,maybe if you hold her head so she cant get away she would appreciate the smell a little more:lol:

well when i'm in the car i put ,my fingers on the mirrow button (hers) and lock the doors from my side then fart

okay this thread is just f***ed up :?:

hey angelo if she likes that one you should give her the ol dutch oven.

thats when u fart in bed and then pull the covers over her head and don't let her out! :lol:

Nice work gentlemen. You're all winners in my eyes.

Turned out to be a very educational thread :lol:

HAHAHAH WHAT MORE CAN I SAY, AND WHATS SO BAD ABOUT A LAUGH SOMETIMES INBETWEEN US GUYS TALKING ABOUT HOW TO FUCK UP OUR BODIES THE BEST WAY?

EAT LIKE A BIRD AND KEEP THOSE CHIKEN LEGS FOR EVER . EAT LIKE A T REX AND U GET DA PICTURE