Tanning recommendations...
While I have a second, I should probably pass along some advice that I have gathered over my last two days of tanning. If you are considering going to a tanning salon, read these suggestions.
1. Avoid beds 2&9 at PBT in Irving, TX.
2. If you see someone exiting a room sniffling, sneezing, or groaning from pains, you might let the hot girl that just walked in tan before you - she'll think you are doing her a favor, and you might be saving your own ass. If you somehow can get her phone number in the process, wait several days to call her because she is probably going to sick in bed with the flu which you don't want, right?
3. Drink A-L-O-T of water before you go tan. You're going to sweat most of it all over the bed during your 20 minute tanning seesion, but it might help you down the road. If you remember, use the scrawny towel they give you and try to soak up the lake you created. If you forget, no big deal - they *usually* clean the bed before the next person tans.
These next two are for those already sick with flu-like symptoms:
4. If you are already sick with the flu, don't call off your trip to the tanning salon. The tanning bed will improve your skin coloration and make you appear less sick than you really are. Your image is important. You're doing AAS, aren't you??? As indicated above in #3, drink plenty of water. Yes, your flu bugs will be swimming around in the pool of sweat you leave behind, but it's better there than in your body.
5. Don't draw attention to yourself - see #2 above. You don't want to cause a disruption in the traffic flow. Also, any indication you are sick might lead you to be placed in previously recognized sickly beds - see #1 above.
Hopefully this will help.
Sam