Help me please!

[CostaPhoenix]

I am 18, 5'10 and only 147lb. I really want to be much fatter. Thats right, not muscular, fat. I hate my body, and i need to get big fast. What can do this for me? Where can i get it? is it dangerous?

[TRE]

Is this a joke...........

[Money Boss Hustla]

Eat big to get big.

[Red Ketchup]

1 get tub of CRISCO lard
2 get a spoon
3 eat

Repeat if necessary

Red

ps: and if this is serious, you got issues bro, go see a shrink.

[treyone]

yea, costaphoenix, u are lost like a dog in tha forrest.i swear u are

[razor67]

food is what you need,

[PuddleMonkey]

I swear my bf % must be in the 20's, I'd share with you if I could.

[Equiguns]

If you want to gain weight fast grab a sack of pre-mixed concrete. 40 or 80 pound mix, your choice depending on your goals...

[cpt steele]

Date a fat chic, have her ride you

[Froggy]

Girl scout cookies, dude. You can get them at any local girl scout chapter in anywhereville US of A. Could be dangerous, though, so watch out, them girl scouts could mess you up.

[cpt steele]

Why is it you want to be fat? Just to fit in with the rest of the mooks at the grocery store or you just shooting for early onset of type 2 diabetes

[48ngoin]

The road to real manhood is littered with empty beer cans. Good Luck.

[Froggy]

That is a good one "El Gato Grinny".

[Testsubject]

I am 18, 5'10 and only 147lb. I really want to be much fatter. Thats right, not muscular, fat. I hate my body, and i need to get big fast. What can do this for me? Where can i get it? is it dangerous?

WTF