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    How much sustanon for my hamster?

    This question is for those who read the ESPN article.

    I was thinking 250mg/eod. He's been training for 19 weeks. Bicep 5mm, chest 40mm, quads 7mm( he hasn't been training legs very hard). Also can he drink winny?

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    Only 7mm!?!? That is pathetic . . . where is Big ol' when you need him. Get this hampster a wheel, Markas.

    Would 5mg EOD be too much? A 10cc bottle could last him a lifetime, assuming he doesn't suffer post-cycle depression and do himself in. Have you had him evaluated by a doc?

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    Howdy Markas,

    I think 250mg is a little too much. You might want to start at 'bout 200mg. Then after 4weeks, bump it to 250mgs.

    Stengun

    P.S. I also think your a sick MF!!

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    Dont forget anti-e's and PCT.

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    Also, get him a chain, tie it around his neck to walk around with. His delts and traps will be ungodly! You could also fill up the sink and let him swim around until he almost drowns, take him out and let him rest. Repeat this for 5 sets.

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    put him on HGH...Hampster Growth Hormone

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    This surely isn't serious... come on now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Want2GetHuge
    This surely isn't serious... come on now
    What, you've never worked a hamster with your extra gear!??
    It is such a fulfilling experience. You laugh, you cry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Want2GetHuge
    This surely isn't serious... come on now
    You mean you've never heard of juiced up hamsters?
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    Put him on Tren and Halo's, then let him loose in your ex-GF's place.... Thought you were worried about a hamster getting loose and chewing up the furniture. That little MOFO would be chewing up concrete, bricks and anything else that got in his way....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taejoon
    Put him on Tren and Halo's, then let him loose in your ex-GF's place.... Thought you were worried about a hamster getting loose and chewing up the furniture. That little MOFO would be chewing up concrete, bricks and anything else that got in his way....

    Peace

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    LMAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    We can stick an IV in the hamster loaded with a tren /prop combo. That'll work.

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    Okay no more AS's for Markas, the ****'s officially gone to his head.J/K Seriously, this is one of the funniest ****ing threads yet. BUMP.

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    Okay no more AS's for Markas, the ****'s officially gone to his head.J/K Seriously, this is one of the funniest ****ing threads yet. BUMP.

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    Okay no more AS's for Markas, the ****'s officially gone to his head.J/K Seriously, this is one of the funniest ****ing threads yet. BUMP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    You mean you've never heard of juiced up hamsters?
    Actually this will be his second cycle. He did a dbol only cycle and got pretty bloated. I have him on a six day double split. The b*stard won't sit still for his injection though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03-MASTERBLASTER-11
    Okay no more AS's for Markas, the ****'s officially gone to his head.J/K Seriously, this is one of the funniest ****ing threads yet. BUMP.
    Bro, you should see what I scored today. I've got some sustanon still in the packaging strips of 5, 55 amps total. I'm posting on the picture site of legit gear as soon as my wife goes to bed so I can take a pic. He's gonna be jacked at the end of this one. Starting fina 75mg/daily next week also. I was thinking I should probably shave him or use some nair.
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    Yes, he can drink the winny, but IMO, give the "little b@stard" an after dinner mint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markas214
    Actually this will be his second cycle. He did a dbol only cycle and got pretty bloated. I have him on a six day double split. The b*stard won't sit still for his injection though.
    LMAO

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    This is killing me... I am turning you in for animal cruelty! LOL J/K

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    post some before and after pics. get him his own name here too.

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    Hahah.... that'd be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    When your little rodent is doing his cutting cycle and has the clen shakes, don't let him anywhere near Richard Gere.

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    man you obviously didn't read the article....i believe it said to give him what a person would use in an entire year at once. So with respect to size i would give him 3 grams of test 1gram of fina and 50cc's of winny. With this i expect to see pitbulls running scared in the next week and a half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taejoon
    Put him on Tren and Halo's, then let him loose in your ex-GF's place.... Thought you were worried about a hamster getting loose and chewing up the furniture. That little MOFO would be chewing up concrete, bricks and anything else that got in his way....

    Peace

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    LMAO

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    diet

    make sure his diet is in check or he will not get the results that he might otherwise have gotten.

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    Wait just one d a m n minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How old is this hamster? I have a feeling he may be a few months too young to be cosidering gear.....youre going to close his growth plates and screw up his hormonal system! His hair may not even grow to its fullest if you mess with gear! I would seriously think about his future before throwing sh!t into his body...

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