Here is a nice poem for you to get a kick out of
I went to my sourse,
looking for juice of course,
I told him i want to get huge,
so he hooked me up with enanthate and some EQ.
I ran home, excited to the max,
pulled out my needle and stuck myslef right in the ass.
It hurt at first than went in,
I thought to myself, " no longer will I ever be thin".
I went to the gym pumped as can be,
through up the weight, and flexed a little for everyone to see.
I got bigger and bigger and kept puttin on the weight,
" This is to good to be true" but it was already to late.
The blood pressure rose and i began to get zits,
" what the hell is this lump?, oh **** I have titts!
Now there is nothing I can do, I ****ed myself up,
I bet now I could even fit into that B cup.
Im so upset, I donno what to do,
I look at the brighter side and say "i will always be bigger than you"