I always think it's funny how newbie's say
"I only want small gains of 10-15 pounds"
I'm sorry but 10-15 pounds of lean muscle in 2 months is a lot of weight. I put on 10 pounds a year without AS when I was younger.
Anyways, just an observation.
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I always think it's funny how newbie's say
"I only want small gains of 10-15 pounds"
I'm sorry but 10-15 pounds of lean muscle in 2 months is a lot of weight. I put on 10 pounds a year without AS when I was younger.
Anyways, just an observation.
yea that is pretty funny, 10-15 pounds on someone who hasnt ever used AS or seen the inside of a gym, as alot of newbies here tend to be... is a hellllll of alot of weight. even on a BB, 15 pounds of lean muscle is a pretty hefty gain. :lol:
Hell yeah I have put on a total of 20 lbs but probably only half is muscle 1/4 water 1/4 fat and I am happy as he!!
if you jump from 180 to 195 in 2 months everyone will be asking for your advice at the gym. I couldn't get away with 10 pounds without "dude you look huge" or " bro what happened to you"
One of my personal favorites, is the famous;
"I just want to put on alot of mass, and get really cut"
Everytime I hear that I think, "hey, that's a good idea!...no-ones ever thought of that"
TSW
LMAO :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSevnthWarrior
no no no...the best one is "im on my 3rd week of test and I see no gains". "I think I have fake gear!". "My buddy at the gym does this and he's huge and told me to do it like this".
:p
Or how about the famous, "I'm thinking 400mg of deca for 10weeks with 40mg of dbol"
or "my friend says thata deca, dbol, and winny is the best stack to take..." and "test has too many harsh sides..." yet they're running 17aa's and deca. :rolleyes:
classic :)Quote:
Originally Posted by monstercojones
Yeah!, that is one of the better ones too.Quote:
Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
"Man, ya mean this aint magic?"
Another one I like.
"I want to do steroids but I'm affraid of needles."
I poke myself twice a day sometimes 3 times a day
Can you Drin......
wtf u guys talking about i wanna gain 10lbs and be 10%bf , :P haha
although my favorite of all time was the man classic himself, the douchebag that was totally serious when he thought you were suppposed to inject AAS into his sphincter... he interpreted "shoot it in your @ss" entirely too literally...
what are steroids?
Quit laughing at us newbies!!!! I've never used AAS and I've gained 200lbs lean mass, its just taken me 32 years........... :afro:
I know man, everybody thinks this stuff is like magic in a bottle.Quote:
Originally Posted by TRE
Some of the stuff takes 6 weeks to kick in
oh so harsh
:rolleyes: ..It's the Winny only cycle guy chiming in.Quote:
Originally Posted by 50%Natural
I need to lose weight. Which steroid should I do?
I eat like a bird but im on 1gram of test a week. How come Im not growing? Is my gear fake?
How do I inject ancillaries? Do I inject liquid clomid into each ball sack and how much?
theres a test to take on this site?
or how about the I'm gonna run a deca only cycle, cause I don't wanna get super massive by running test
what should i take to put on about 20lbs and get cut in one cycle?
LMAO! That was me a few months ago. Thanks alot bros! Saved me a lot of $ and BS.Quote:
Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
I got laughed at just for asking if I should cut sodium while on.
Whoa theres seems to be a lot of these. They make the board interesting though.
some people are just slow wits man lol
LMR - you kill me :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
OMG OWWWWWWWWWW i didnt need to read that.........
i agree...its stupid and nieve...it like "who in the hell told you that you had the genetics to blow up into a HUGE bodybuilder anyways"...Quote:
Originally Posted by TRE
but it all comes back to the steroids are not majic pills, they are just a vey powerful supplement....and w/o a good diet they are not better than creatine!
Ive benn frusterated with this topic alot here lately too
Holy **** there went a cup of water out of my nose!!! LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by monstercojones
I bet his turds gained some good lbm though....
im totally serious... i wish i could find the post... mabye cycleon could do everyone a favor and bump it for us. i couldnt find it through a search.
lol... this is actually really sad... i thought I asked some really dumb questions but all of them beat me... I guess I will have to work on my stupidity... hehe
(I know a guy that put on 50lbs lean mass while loosing 10%bf.... and he didn't even work out while on cycle!)
How about, Im only looking to do one cycle just to put on 5 or 10 lbs and then thats it......YEAH RIGHT! Once you dabble with the juice there is no turning back. There isnt ever 'just one cycle'.
lately my favorite is "I'm gonna run deca with 1-AD or androsteine" yeah right!!! I love those.....
well atleast im not the only one who started out knowing everyting about everything and didnt have to ask questions like some dumba$$ newbie