Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 54
  1. #1
    TRE's Avatar
    TRE
    TRE is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    OC
    Posts
    2,523

    Funny thing about newbie's

    I always think it's funny how newbie's say

    "I only want small gains of 10-15 pounds"

    I'm sorry but 10-15 pounds of lean muscle in 2 months is a lot of weight. I put on 10 pounds a year without AS when I was younger.

    Anyways, just an observation.

  2. #2
    monstercojones's Avatar
    monstercojones is offline The Anabolic Assassin
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    AnabolicReview.com
    Posts
    3,181
    yea that is pretty funny, 10-15 pounds on someone who hasnt ever used AS or seen the inside of a gym, as alot of newbies here tend to be... is a hellllll of alot of weight. even on a BB, 15 pounds of lean muscle is a pretty hefty gain.

  3. #3
    cpt steele's Avatar
    cpt steele is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,890
    Hell yeah I have put on a total of 20 lbs but probably only half is muscle 1/4 water 1/4 fat and I am happy as he!!

  4. #4
    TRE's Avatar
    TRE
    TRE is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    OC
    Posts
    2,523
    if you jump from 180 to 195 in 2 months everyone will be asking for your advice at the gym. I couldn't get away with 10 pounds without "dude you look huge" or " bro what happened to you"

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Rhelm of Disarray
    Posts
    2,292
    One of my personal favorites, is the famous;
    "I just want to put on alot of mass, and get really cut"

    Everytime I hear that I think, "hey, that's a good idea!...no-ones ever thought of that"
    TSW

  6. #6
    Da Bull's Avatar
    Da Bull is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    X
    Posts
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSevnthWarrior
    One of my personal favorites, is the famous;
    "I just want to put on alot of mass, and get really cut"

    Everytime I hear that I think, "hey, that's a good idea!...no-ones ever thought of that"
    TSW
    LMAO

  7. #7
    LuvMuhRoids's Avatar
    LuvMuhRoids is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Behind Ur booty
    Posts
    3,069
    no no no...the best one is "im on my 3rd week of test and I see no gains". "I think I have fake gear!". "My buddy at the gym does this and he's huge and told me to do it like this".


  8. #8
    TRE's Avatar
    TRE
    TRE is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    OC
    Posts
    2,523
    Or how about the famous, "I'm thinking 400mg of deca for 10weeks with 40mg of dbol "

  9. #9
    monstercojones's Avatar
    monstercojones is offline The Anabolic Assassin
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    AnabolicReview.com
    Posts
    3,181
    or "my friend says thata deca , dbol , and winny is the best stack to take..." and "test has too many harsh sides..." yet they're running 17aa's and deca.

  10. #10
    LuvMuhRoids's Avatar
    LuvMuhRoids is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Behind Ur booty
    Posts
    3,069
    classic
    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    or "my friend says thata deca , dbol , and winny is the best stack to take..." and "test has too many harsh sides..." yet they're running 17aa's and deca.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Rhelm of Disarray
    Posts
    2,292
    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
    no no no...the best one is "im on my 3rd week of test and I see no gains". "I think I have fake gear!". "My buddy at the gym does this and he's huge and told me to do it like this".

    Yeah!, that is one of the better ones too.
    "Man, ya mean this aint magic?"

  12. #12
    TRE's Avatar
    TRE
    TRE is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    OC
    Posts
    2,523
    Another one I like.

    "I want to do steroids but I'm affraid of needles."

    I poke myself twice a day sometimes 3 times a day

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Rhelm of Disarray
    Posts
    2,292
    Can you Drin......

  14. #14
    D00fy's Avatar
    D00fy is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Dirty South
    Posts
    2,224
    wtf u guys talking about i wanna gain 10lbs and be 10%bf , :P haha

  15. #15
    monstercojones's Avatar
    monstercojones is offline The Anabolic Assassin
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    AnabolicReview.com
    Posts
    3,181
    although my favorite of all time was the man classic himself, the douchebag that was totally serious when he thought you were suppposed to inject AAS into his sphincter... he interpreted "shoot it in your @ss" entirely too literally...

  16. #16
    Superhuman's Avatar
    Superhuman is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    3,762
    what are steroids ?

  17. #17
    Duke of Earl's Avatar
    Duke of Earl is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Europe
    Posts
    1,350

    Cool

    Quit laughing at us newbies!!!! I've never used AAS and I've gained 200lbs lean mass, its just taken me 32 years...........

  18. #18
    blowout247's Avatar
    blowout247 is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Joisey
    Posts
    163
    Quote Originally Posted by TRE
    I always think it's funny how newbie's say

    "I only want small gains of 10-15 pounds"

    I'm sorry but 10-15 pounds of lean muscle in 2 months is a lot of weight. I put on 10 pounds a year without AS when I was younger.

    Anyways, just an observation.
    I know man, everybody thinks this stuff is like magic in a bottle.

  19. #19
    TRE's Avatar
    TRE
    TRE is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    OC
    Posts
    2,523
    Some of the stuff takes 6 weeks to kick in

  20. #20
    50%Natural's Avatar
    50%Natural is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    texas
    Posts
    4,010
    oh so harsh

  21. #21
    Da Bull's Avatar
    Da Bull is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    X
    Posts
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    oh so harsh
    ..It's the Winny only cycle guy chiming in.

  22. #22
    LuvMuhRoids's Avatar
    LuvMuhRoids is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Behind Ur booty
    Posts
    3,069
    I need to lose weight. Which steroid should I do?

  23. #23
    LuvMuhRoids's Avatar
    LuvMuhRoids is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Behind Ur booty
    Posts
    3,069
    I eat like a bird but im on 1gram of test a week. How come Im not growing? Is my gear fake?

  24. #24
    LuvMuhRoids's Avatar
    LuvMuhRoids is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Behind Ur booty
    Posts
    3,069
    How do I inject ancillaries? Do I inject liquid clomid into each ball sack and how much?

  25. #25
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,491
    theres a test to take on this site?

  26. #26
    DARKSEID's Avatar
    DARKSEID is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    1,757
    or how about the I'm gonna run a deca only cycle, cause I don't wanna get super massive by running test

  27. #27
    ChiTownTommy's Avatar
    ChiTownTommy is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    depends
    Posts
    1,121
    what should i take to put on about 20lbs and get cut in one cycle?

  28. #28
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,891
    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
    I need to lose weight. Which steroid should I do?
    LMAO! That was me a few months ago. Thanks alot bros! Saved me a lot of $ and BS.

  29. #29
    shadowman25's Avatar
    shadowman25 is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    florida
    Posts
    305
    I got laughed at just for asking if I should cut sodium while on.

  30. #30
    TRE's Avatar
    TRE
    TRE is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    OC
    Posts
    2,523
    Whoa theres seems to be a lot of these. They make the board interesting though.

  31. #31
    barbarian's Avatar
    barbarian is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    kentucky
    Posts
    1,814
    some people are just slow wits man lol

  32. #32
    powerlifter's Avatar
    powerlifter is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    3,651
    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
    How do I inject ancillaries? Do I inject liquid clomid into each ball sack and how much?
    LMR - you kill me

  33. #33
    barbarian's Avatar
    barbarian is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    kentucky
    Posts
    1,814
    OMG OWWWWWWWWWW i didnt need to read that.........

  34. #34
    ColdSore's Avatar
    ColdSore is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    3,952
    Quote Originally Posted by TRE
    I always think it's funny how newbie's say

    "I only want small gains of 10-15 pounds"

    I'm sorry but 10-15 pounds of lean muscle in 2 months is a lot of weight. I put on 10 pounds a year without AS when I was younger.

    Anyways, just an observation.
    i agree...its stupid and nieve...it like "who in the hell told you that you had the genetics to blow up into a HUGE bodybuilder anyways"...

    but it all comes back to the steroids are not majic pills, they are just a vey powerful supplement....and w/o a good diet they are not better than creatine!

    Ive benn frusterated with this topic alot here lately too

  35. #35
    Rubabanman is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    102

    !

    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    although my favorite of all time was the man classic himself, the douchebag that was totally serious when he thought you were suppposed to inject AAS into his sphincter... he interpreted "shoot it in your @ss" entirely too literally...
    Holy **** there went a cup of water out of my nose!!! LOL!!

    I bet his turds gained some good lbm though....

  36. #36
    monstercojones's Avatar
    monstercojones is offline The Anabolic Assassin
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    AnabolicReview.com
    Posts
    3,181
    im totally serious... i wish i could find the post... mabye cycleon could do everyone a favor and bump it for us. i couldnt find it through a search.

  37. #37
    100%NATURAL-theGH's Avatar
    100%NATURAL-theGH is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    City of Angels
    Posts
    1,633
    lol... this is actually really sad... i thought I asked some really dumb questions but all of them beat me... I guess I will have to work on my stupidity... hehe
    (I know a guy that put on 50lbs lean mass while loosing 10%bf.... and he didn't even work out while on cycle!)

  38. #38
    Testsubject's Avatar
    Testsubject is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    shoutingatthedevil
    Posts
    2,812
    How about, Im only looking to do one cycle just to put on 5 or 10 lbs and then thats it......YEAH RIGHT! Once you dabble with the juice there is no turning back. There isnt ever 'just one cycle'.

  39. #39
    palequail's Avatar
    palequail is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    The OC aka Tits and Ass!!
    Posts
    1,713
    lately my favorite is "I'm gonna run deca with 1-AD or androsteine" yeah right!!! I love those.....

  40. #40
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,491
    well atleast im not the only one who started out knowing everyting about everything and didnt have to ask questions like some dumba$$ newbie

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •