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    you might get a kick out of this...

    i got into an arugement with a woman today over some stupid bs, and i slapped fruit off of the counter and into the stove because it was all i could do not to raise my voice, whatever.

    well five mins after this lil episode, i get: "(name here) are you on those steroids ? i saw a program about them on television last night and they said you act like this when you use them."

    i was literally shocked into silence... i can't believe how many people just swallow whatever the media feeds them.

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    bwhaaa bwhaaa- "yer an dem thar steeroIds- aint ye"
    just laugh it off bro...

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    so how does a man whos really pissed off and not cycling act?

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsallmental
    so how does a man whos really pissed off and not cycling act?

    yea, funny thing is i'm not on right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    yea, funny thing is i'm not on right now.
    I don't believe you. Only a man on roids would abuse fruit that way. You need help.

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    Exactly!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    yea, funny thing is i'm not on right now.
    Now the real reason your so pissed off comes out!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    I don't believe you. Only a man on roids would abuse fruit that way. You need help.
    it's true! remember when BDTR went on a fruit smashing rampage, crushing dozens of innocent bananas, apples, and oranges into a juicy pulp?

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    you should have exploded into a fit, screamed QUIT RIDING ME, and threatened to rage on her @ss if she said another word.

    always works for me

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    hahahaha

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    thats just funny LOOOOOOL RAGE!!!!!!! SMASH SMASH HULK SMASH

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    should have said that if you were on roids youd hit her in the mouth with a 100lb dumbell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    I don't believe you. Only a man on roids would abuse fruit that way. You need help.
    LMAO.. yeah, everybody knows that a true roider will beat the piss out fruit and veggis and not walk away.
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    I've snapped the worse when off roids....never once have I flipped out more than I usually would when on....

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    well it certainly sounds to me as if she has your number dead to rightd... lol

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    lol what was the outcome did you ask her if she was on the rag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    lol what was the outcome did you ask her if she was on the rag?

    i denied the juice obviously... if i had asked her about being on the rag, in those words, i would have gotten my balls kicked into my stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    I don't believe you. Only a man on roids would abuse fruit that way. You need help.
    LMAO....
    Yeah.... po witto fwuit.
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    drama

    No actual fruit were hurt shooting this episode of "Blame it on tha fruit".
    lol. You **** fruit hater! lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    i denied the juice obviously... if i had asked her about being on the rag, in those words, i would have gotten my balls kicked into my stomach.
    I probably wouldnt have said that either but for the sake of hormone imbalance humor. Besides she seems a little over protective of the fruit, was it a bannana

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    Just remember that anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and doesn't die is the ENEMY.

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    I'm on right now and I feel like killing everything and everyone in sight. **** the fruit, next time throw it at her and tell her to get ****ed.

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    I'm on right now and I feel like killing everything and everyone in sight. **** the fruit, next time throw it at her and tell her to get ****ed.

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    where were you at if you slapped fruit off a counter and into a stove??? just trying to get a mental picture... slapping the fruit was a smart idea...cuase imagine the trouble you would have been if touched her in any way, or even through the fruit at her... she woulda had your balls in a sling....

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    When I flip out the first thing I look for is some fruit to slap around. Theres nothing better the kicking the $hit out of some fruit....Im glad im not the only one that does this HAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    it's true! remember when BDTR went on a fruit smashing rampage, crushing dozens of innocent bananas, apples, and oranges into a juicy pulp?

    haha, i remember, he broke like everything in his house and then started to beat up fruit because there wasnt anything else to break

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    For real the general public has no idea. I sat in Anatomy and Physiology and listened to a guy tell these girls about how steroids shrinks your penis, and if you do it long enough you have to have surgery. WTF.

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    Man I cant believe you took it out on the fruit. But at least it got a post from LS1. Is she hot or what!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jhn36
    Man I cant believe you took it out on the fruit. But at least it got a post from LS1. Is she hot or what!
    DUDE I dont want to let ya down but that isnt me bro thats a porn star named Belladonna...Im a man baby...hahaha

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    i seen that bitch getting her ass railed by a monster cock.....

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