Quake
06-22-2004, 04:33 PM
Superman is flying over metropolis one day and suddenly gets a real horn on. He looks down and sees wonder woman laying naked on the roof of a near by high rise building, her legs are wide open and he can see all he needs to to make the crotch of his pants stretch extreme amounts. He thinks to himself "If I go as fast as I can I can be in and out of her like a speeding bullet, she won't know what the hell happened!".
He winds himself up and zooms down at his highest speed in and out before she even has time to react and zooms off again leaving no trace.
Wonder woman sits up and says "What the hell was that?"
The invisible man answers "I don't know, but my a$$ hurts like hell!"
:banana:
He winds himself up and zooms down at his highest speed in and out before she even has time to react and zooms off again leaving no trace.
Wonder woman sits up and says "What the hell was that?"
The invisible man answers "I don't know, but my a$$ hurts like hell!"
:banana: