View Full Version : Masterbating and test levest
Nismo
08-20-2007, 06:14 PM
Okay this is a serious question. I didnt know where to ask it so if its the wrong forum then sorry bout that. Anywho, I was wondering if masterbating lowers your test levels in any way??? I know it sounds like a dumb question but if you think about it, it should actually make you body produce more cause of the loss of test right??? I reason I ask cause I'm currently playing in the big sand box across the sea and the wife is back home. Well I find myself spanking the monkey from time to time... Well I'm not gonna lie, I yank my chain like every freakin day. But I was wondering if that made a diff when it came to test levels. Thanks. And remember, support the troops, cup his balls.:wg:
Johny-too-small
08-20-2007, 06:21 PM
It will actually RAISE your test levels when you "rough up the suspect"
hehe this question gets asked every few months, and always amuses me when it does. Now I'm off to "rough up the suspect" lol
swol_je
08-20-2007, 08:58 PM
getting an erection increases test levels I was told
i jerk off all the time ... and still cycle.... sooo.....
tri-athlete
08-20-2007, 09:37 PM
i heard somewhere not to rub it at least 4 hours b4 your workout...:2nono:
i rub while i work out...
i rub while i work out...
hehe keep that thing in your waistband...
jon77
08-20-2007, 09:42 PM
i rub while i work out...
:haha:
bootkampboy
08-20-2007, 09:46 PM
there are so many myths about this kind of thing. most all stem from old religious beliefs that the body and flesh are evil and sinful. i have conlcuded through personal experience in my athletic and weightlifting career that neither whackin off or getting laid will affect your performance levels in any way. trust me on this one
my research is ongoing...
ill never give up on the hope...
Johny-too-small
08-20-2007, 10:00 PM
This might give you an excuse when your mom walks in on you:
http://joe.endocrinology-journals.org/cgi/content/abstract/70/3/439
tri-athlete
08-20-2007, 10:08 PM
nice work...wish i knew how long they stayed elevated for so i can plan my next workout accordingly.
nyjetsfan86
08-20-2007, 10:53 PM
it might lower your test levels for like an hour, i never yank the chain before i lift cause im too tired to lift
Nismo
08-21-2007, 03:30 AM
Hell yeah!!! I was gonna stop yanking it due to that but since it really doesnt make a diff then a wack I go. Thanks fellas.
Luuke
08-21-2007, 02:14 PM
I beat my shit like it owes me money! But it will make me sleepy a bit so i try not to do before working out. It's not good to go out with a loaded gun.....rofl
domeyeahaigh
08-21-2007, 02:22 PM
i find that if i dont yank the chain for like a week i start feelin kinda crazy..like an animal or something i dont know
bowonly
08-21-2007, 02:32 PM
I think this rumor also came from boxing and/or other sports. "Sex makes you weak." Ask Rocky Balboa!! I believe it has more to do with "focus". If you are focused on a woman and relationship.. may effect your workout. Hummm...then again, I use the hotties at my gym as motivation!!!
peace_frog
08-21-2007, 02:32 PM
i find that if i dont yank the chain for like a week i start feelin kinda crazy..like an animal or something i dont know
There is def. a connection between aggression/irritablity when not 'releasing'. Its really one of the main reasons boxers and NFL players sometimes hang on to their baby batter for months.
I have also read that doing it increases test. I know it cant be like crazy amounts because otherwise Id be the biggest MF in here. I am the Jean Claude Van HAND of SHEET KARATE!! 10 degree baby!
domeyeahaigh
08-21-2007, 02:34 PM
..for months? no way. i couldnt do that
peterbondra
08-24-2007, 09:47 AM
Sex or 'rou***ng up the suspect' :haha: makes me damn tired afterwards!
I have read that this is because of an increase in prolactin which makes you feel content as if you had just eaten a big meal (I read this while doing research on cabergoline).
I never have sex before a game or before a workout.
My 2 cents.
J-41-sd
08-24-2007, 09:20 PM
More importantly regular release is necessary for good prostate health and I know that isn't an urban legend.
Johny-too-small
08-24-2007, 10:07 PM
More importantly regular release is necessary for good prostate health and I know that isn't an urban legend.
Really 'cause my mom told me if I flog-the-monkey too much I'll get a hairy ass or something, I know that isn't an urban legend.
will_work
09-12-2007, 10:28 PM
Haha :bbfalldow
SwiftMove83
09-14-2007, 11:14 PM
wow...this is really getting into something here....
So umm what about sex then?
Does that make everything even better with more raise in hormone levels?
More sex more muscle?:wg:
(well sex I guess is said to be good for health, but I don't know about all that masturbation hormone level stuff in that article)
George
09-14-2007, 11:33 PM
i think i have a huge estrogen spike .. kuz i always cry after sex
nothing beats a good crymax
SwiftMove83
09-15-2007, 12:06 AM
i think i have a huge estrogen spike .. kuz i always cry after sex
nothing beats a good crymax
Really?! your mom is the same way. :lol:
ok j/k, I couldnt let that one get away from me :)
zodethedragon
09-17-2007, 05:52 PM
mine fell off along time ago my mom told me or could be im blind and cant find it
madds87
09-21-2007, 11:37 PM
i was reading something about a university did a study on if you have sex before you work out you will boost test production. so i would think it would do the same if you masterbate.
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