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BigGreen
10-17-2003, 09:11 AM
What a week, what a week! In what marked the beginning of interleague play, the proverbial playing field was leveled and then some this week, as virtually all teams stand within a game of one another in a league that has suddenly become fairly wide open. What initially looked to be a collection of three or four dynasties and a eight also-rans has suddenly become as competitive as a UNH drunken riot.

Mutha Scrathaz 179 – Buncha Bums 153

The Scrathaz (4-2) contine to enjoy the fruits of Ahman Green’s success (139 yards rushing, 51 receiving and two TDs to boot), though Marc Bulger’s performance once again makes the Scrathaz GM look like a draft day genius, racking up 30 points this week to push the Scrathaz over the edge against the Bums (2-4), who were devastated by the thumping Saint Louis gave to Atlanta in more ways than one. Not only did the Bums have to deal directly with the impact of Bulger’s performance, but they saw their own QB Doug Johnson put up very mediocre numbers in the same game (134 yards through the air with only an INT to show).

Tequila Worms 133 – Tuefel Hundes 110

The worms (2-4) saw consistent play all around this week, though the continuing improvement of early-drafted Jeremy Shockey (8 catches for 80 yards out of the TE position) certainly gives them reason to smile. Brad Johnson, once again, bolstered a good chunk of the load for the Worms, throwing for four touchdowns. The Hundes, who fall to 3-3, were hampered by abysmal play at the WR slot all around. The best line between the normally explosive combo of Tim Brown, Ed McAffrey and Peerless Price? 1 catch for 16 yards!

Florida Fury 179 – Hoosier Daddies 151

The Daddies (4-2), despite a fantastic performance from Steve McNair (breaking 400 yards through the air), ran into two problems this week: one, a slight dropoff in a normally high scoring WR crew, and, two, the misfortune of playing the week’s high scoring team. The Fury (4-2), saw an explosive day from WR Derrick Mason (almost 200 yards receiving and three TDs, two of those going for over 40 yards) in addition to a solid performance by his wide-out counterpart Keenan McCardell. If there is any cause for concern in the Fury lineup, it is the mediocre performance of both Hassleback and Leftwich.

Midgets on Swole 165 – Anabolic Texans 74

In the “Country Time Lemonade Blowout of the Week”, the Midgets (4-2) dominated the Anabolic Texans, who fell to 0-6, remaining the only winless team. Torry Holt (161 yards receiving with a pair of TDs for the effort) burdened a good chunk of the load for the Midgets, who may not have needed it against a team that saw their best performance come from their TE (Freddie Jones: 7 catches for 65 yards and a TD).

Black Fury Whip 139 – Dirty Dawgs 128

The Fury Whip (4-2) were just able to get by the Dawgs (2-4) in the “McMahon’s Low Cost Defibrillator Squeaker of the Week” thanks largely to, once again, Priest Holmes (who balanced out his day with 80 yards rushing and 60 receiving with a TD to boot). The Dawgs saw very balanced play from virtually all positions on the field, though the special teams aspect of kicker and team defense/special teams put up less than stellar numbers as compared to their averages.

Bad Bunnies 158 – Ivy Leaguers 128

Decimated at QB with injuries to Culpepper and Plummer, Tom Brady’s barely cracking 100 yards through the air didn’t help matters at that position for the now 3-3 Leaguers. The Bad Bunnies (4-2), on the other hand, so fantastic production at their QB position, as Favre went for 275 yards and two TDs, while Trent Green put up 400 yards in the air and bested Favre’s TD count by going one extra.

Money Boss Hustla
10-17-2003, 09:16 AM
Once again...thanks bro!!

BigGreen
10-17-2003, 09:16 AM
Current Standings:

ANABOLIC DIVISION
Hoosier Daddies 4-2
So Cal Midgets on Swole 4-2
New England Ivy Leaguers 3-3
Buncha Bums 2-4
Tequila Worms 2-4
Arizona Dirty Dawgs 2-4

ANDROGEN DIVISION
Minnesota Bad Bunnies 4-2
Black Fury Whip 4-2
Florida Fury 4-2
Mutha Scrathaz 4-2
Wyoming Tuefel Hundes 3-3
Anabolic Texans 0-6

Juggernaut
10-17-2003, 09:22 AM
BG, Bro many thanks for the report. I know it's a lot to ask with your busy schedule but you do such a great job at it. Thanks again!

sigrabbit
10-17-2003, 10:02 AM
Thank you BG. Now get back to studying! By the way, I did not study for the LSAT and did fine, so don't worry too much.

BigGreen
10-17-2003, 10:16 AM
Thank you BG. Now get back to studying! By the way, I did not study for the LSAT and did fine, so don't worry too much.

If you don't mind my asking, how did you do? You might just be one of those people for whom the thing "clicks". I am not one of those people. It's a hard damned test, imo. Scoring in the 85th percentile, i believe, qualifies you for Mensa. So, scoring in the 85th percentile on the lsat, by definition, puts you in the top 1% (or is it 1.5% for mensa) or IQ on the planet. I'm gunning for one of the few perfect scores recorded every year...it won't happen, but i'm shooting for that. By the way, I wish you told me you knew your way around the test before I dropped a grand on a prep course!

sigrabbit
10-17-2003, 10:39 AM
If you don't mind my asking, how did you do? You might just be one of those people for whom the thing "clicks". I am not one of those people. It's a hard damned test, imo. Scoring in the 85th percentile, i believe, qualifies you for Mensa. So, scoring in the 85th percentile on the lsat, by definition, puts you in the top 1% (or is it 1.5% for mensa) or IQ on the planet. I'm gunning for one of the few perfect scores recorded every year...it won't happen, but i'm shooting for that. By the way, I wish you told me you knew your way around the test before I dropped a grand on a prep course!

I never said I did all that well on the test, just that I did not study for it...lol. I was somewhere in the high 150s from what I recall. I did not care too much as long as I got into a law school. The most difficult part was the time limitations placed on certain sections. In hindsight, I would have studied my ass off so I could get a scholarship. One of my friends got a 168 or 178, and obtained a "free ride."

RON
10-20-2003, 11:11 PM
Good Work BG. It's too bad for you that your fantasy ass kickin is only 2 weeks away. 'The Chump'

Ahhh thats better huh. :wg:

Juggernaut
10-21-2003, 06:21 AM
Ron.............you and your super mod powers at work again? hahahahaha

Juggernaut
10-21-2003, 02:46 PM
Quick Ron..................act like you're scared! hahahahaha

The "damn nasty" is more like it PN. hahahahaha