BigGreen
10-26-2003, 11:32 AM
It's unfortunate for the millions of fans of the AR fantasy football league that i am late in coming with these results, as Week 7 very well would have been the more dramatic and exciting week to date in the ARFFL were it not for two blowouts that somewhat offset the other closely contested battles. We saw a winless team take a solid team down to the wire and saw two titans battle it out to the tune of the highest scoring game of the year. So, without further delay:
Ivy Leaguers 143 - Anabolic Texans 120
Were it not for the absolute decimation of the Texans' (0-7) QB position through injury after injury, the Texans would easily have captured their first win against a Leaguers squad (4-3) that so disgusting output from all positions save for the QB position, which is rare indeed for the Leaguers, as Culpepper returned to toss for 280 yards while his counterpart Tom Brady matched those numbers almost exactly. The Texans were carried largely by Tomlinson's 200 yards on the ground.
Bad Bunnies 174 - Dirty Dawgs 76
Virtually all of the Dawgs' (2-5) roster elected to have their worst week during week 7. Maybe it's best to get it all out of the way at once, but don't tell the Bunnies (5-2) that, as, aside from Keyshawn, who caught only once catch for four yards, the remainder of the team turned in memorable weeks, led, once again, by Randy Moss with 10 receptions for 150 yards.
Midgets on Swole 211 - Fury Whip 208
In what is likely the game of the ARFFL to date, these two ESPN Power 5 teams clashed in an epic battle. Terry Glenn alone went for three TD's for the Fury Whip (4-3) and Priest Holmes continued to impress (123 yards on the ground, 50 through the air). These performances, however, were not enough to overcome the Midgets (5-2) and their solid play at the RB position to offset Holmes: 100 yards rushing with a pair of TDs for Shaun Alexander and another 2 TDs and 170 yards out of Travis Henry.
Hoosier Daddies 187 - Mutha Scrathaz 95
Terrell Owens (150 yards receiving) turned it around this week for the Daddies (5-2) who also saw a surprising breakout performance from Houston's Domanick Davis, who racked up 200 yards in total offense. Down a receiver to begin with, and with Terry Glenn stealing most of the receptions in Dallas and leaving Galloway empty handed, the Scrathaz (4-3) were out by the time the Dallas game was at the half.
Florida Fury 190 - Tequila Worms 121
Even spotting the Worms a QB, the Fury (5-2) received more than fair compensation at the WR slot, with McCardell and Horn each going for over 120 yards and a TD. The Worms (2-5) put up a courageous fight but were ultimately done in by their lagging RB squad (Curtis Martin managed just 80 yards and Thomas Jones only 7).
Buncha Bums 121 - Tuefel Hundes 98
The Hundes (3-4) saw an all around dissapointing week, as not a single WR or RB managed to fight for more than 70 yards at their respective position and neither QB could crack into the 200+ range. This left it wide open for the Bums (3-4) who managed to take it despite a let down in the receiving corp.
ESPN and AllSportsNutrition's "Power 5":
1.Minnesota Bad Bunnies 5-2-0, 1225 total points (sigrabbit)
2 Florida Fury 5-2-0, 1167 total points (Juggernaut)
3 Hoosier Daddies 5-2-0, 1135 total points (Peter North)
4 So Cal Midgets on Swol 5-2-0, 1095 total points (Ron)
5 Black Fury Whip 4-3-0, 1225 total points (Money Boss)
Ivy Leaguers 143 - Anabolic Texans 120
Were it not for the absolute decimation of the Texans' (0-7) QB position through injury after injury, the Texans would easily have captured their first win against a Leaguers squad (4-3) that so disgusting output from all positions save for the QB position, which is rare indeed for the Leaguers, as Culpepper returned to toss for 280 yards while his counterpart Tom Brady matched those numbers almost exactly. The Texans were carried largely by Tomlinson's 200 yards on the ground.
Bad Bunnies 174 - Dirty Dawgs 76
Virtually all of the Dawgs' (2-5) roster elected to have their worst week during week 7. Maybe it's best to get it all out of the way at once, but don't tell the Bunnies (5-2) that, as, aside from Keyshawn, who caught only once catch for four yards, the remainder of the team turned in memorable weeks, led, once again, by Randy Moss with 10 receptions for 150 yards.
Midgets on Swole 211 - Fury Whip 208
In what is likely the game of the ARFFL to date, these two ESPN Power 5 teams clashed in an epic battle. Terry Glenn alone went for three TD's for the Fury Whip (4-3) and Priest Holmes continued to impress (123 yards on the ground, 50 through the air). These performances, however, were not enough to overcome the Midgets (5-2) and their solid play at the RB position to offset Holmes: 100 yards rushing with a pair of TDs for Shaun Alexander and another 2 TDs and 170 yards out of Travis Henry.
Hoosier Daddies 187 - Mutha Scrathaz 95
Terrell Owens (150 yards receiving) turned it around this week for the Daddies (5-2) who also saw a surprising breakout performance from Houston's Domanick Davis, who racked up 200 yards in total offense. Down a receiver to begin with, and with Terry Glenn stealing most of the receptions in Dallas and leaving Galloway empty handed, the Scrathaz (4-3) were out by the time the Dallas game was at the half.
Florida Fury 190 - Tequila Worms 121
Even spotting the Worms a QB, the Fury (5-2) received more than fair compensation at the WR slot, with McCardell and Horn each going for over 120 yards and a TD. The Worms (2-5) put up a courageous fight but were ultimately done in by their lagging RB squad (Curtis Martin managed just 80 yards and Thomas Jones only 7).
Buncha Bums 121 - Tuefel Hundes 98
The Hundes (3-4) saw an all around dissapointing week, as not a single WR or RB managed to fight for more than 70 yards at their respective position and neither QB could crack into the 200+ range. This left it wide open for the Bums (3-4) who managed to take it despite a let down in the receiving corp.
ESPN and AllSportsNutrition's "Power 5":
1.Minnesota Bad Bunnies 5-2-0, 1225 total points (sigrabbit)
2 Florida Fury 5-2-0, 1167 total points (Juggernaut)
3 Hoosier Daddies 5-2-0, 1135 total points (Peter North)
4 So Cal Midgets on Swol 5-2-0, 1095 total points (Ron)
5 Black Fury Whip 4-3-0, 1225 total points (Money Boss)