BigGreen
10-27-2003, 11:41 AM
As many of you may have heard, James Wright, the offensive coordinator of the New England Ivy Leaguers, was hospitalized this week when a spider bite (brown recluse) took a turn for the worst. While his condition has stabilized, he is by no means out of the woods yet. While I am proud of my team for playing the way they played this week, knowing that their offensive coordinator's very heartbeat swung as precariously as the momentum of the game leading up to yesterday afternoon, what I am NOT proud of is the "jab" (to put it mildly) that one Peter North of the Hoosier Daddies felt compelled to release at a press conference yesterday afternoon:
"The Hoosier Daddies hope you all enjoy the view of Peter North's ass as you look atop the standings from your lowly positions while the dominance continues. For another week the Hoosier Daddies have dazzled their fans, critics, and opponents with flawless play. For the first time all year the Hoosier Daddies dressed their optimal team and assembled the league's 3rd highest point total of the season, while moving their way to the top of the AllSportsNutrion Power Rankings to stay. While commenting on The Dynastys performance this week, Colts broadcaster Bob Lamey said, Quite frankly I haven?t seen a team so dominating since the Dolphins of 72. Hall of Famer Harry Kalas had this to say about The Almighty One, I just feel horrible for those New England Pretender fans, because when the Hoosier Daddy train rolls in next week things will get uglier than MBH's bruised ass. You heard it hear first fans, next week marks the week those Ivy League pukes go from contenders to pretenders just as they did in their first epic battle of the season.
BEAT PETER NORTH IF YOU CAN SURVIVE IF HE LETS YOU"
Truly sad, truly disgusting and truly unforgivable given the circumstances of James Wright, whose condition was downgraded to critical upon hearing Mr. North's release. A dark cloud has settled over the ARFFL this morning.
"The Hoosier Daddies hope you all enjoy the view of Peter North's ass as you look atop the standings from your lowly positions while the dominance continues. For another week the Hoosier Daddies have dazzled their fans, critics, and opponents with flawless play. For the first time all year the Hoosier Daddies dressed their optimal team and assembled the league's 3rd highest point total of the season, while moving their way to the top of the AllSportsNutrion Power Rankings to stay. While commenting on The Dynastys performance this week, Colts broadcaster Bob Lamey said, Quite frankly I haven?t seen a team so dominating since the Dolphins of 72. Hall of Famer Harry Kalas had this to say about The Almighty One, I just feel horrible for those New England Pretender fans, because when the Hoosier Daddy train rolls in next week things will get uglier than MBH's bruised ass. You heard it hear first fans, next week marks the week those Ivy League pukes go from contenders to pretenders just as they did in their first epic battle of the season.
BEAT PETER NORTH IF YOU CAN SURVIVE IF HE LETS YOU"
Truly sad, truly disgusting and truly unforgivable given the circumstances of James Wright, whose condition was downgraded to critical upon hearing Mr. North's release. A dark cloud has settled over the ARFFL this morning.