View Full Version : A Wager for all.
To all of you ARFFL Members I have this proposal.
Loser's of the ARFFL will all post their pic on Superbowl Sunday in the following fashion
1) The only clothing allowed is the standard posing trunks. Or a G-string Bikini if you would prefer.
2) A long Blond Wig on top of your head.
3) Written in lip stick on you stomach. "Ron is King" or another name if one of you losers happen to beat me.
Feel free to ad if you have more Ideas. I considered full make up but that might be taking it a bit far.
We can either do it all but the winner or anyone who places bellow a certain place.
BigGreen
10-27-2003, 08:39 PM
I *like* it...well, not so much the cross dressing part, but the losers being subjected to shame. Of course, while much of the league is in fact even right now, I don't think you'd be able to get some of the "bottom-dwellers" in on this, especially since two or so took on teams they did not draft.
However, after this week's results, I think that all .500 and above teams should be obligated to pony up to some sort of bet such as the one you describe. I'm not sure if avatars are sacred ground, but I've long thought that ALL league participants should be forced to display the avatar of choice designated by the champ for one full month.
I originally thought full make up but I realize that there is a very slight chance that I would loose and that would be really bad.
Unlike Juggs, who keeps sending me those pics of him in drag, I personally have never posted my pic in my 4 or so years at AR. Plus I had a shoulder injury about 4 months ago and I've let my self get pretty soft in the mid section since. So me in posing trunks right now would be embarrassment enough. By Feb that shouldn't be the case though.
I think Posing trunks and a wig are good enough. or we can all shave our heads. I do mine weekly so thats a good bet for me.
BigGreen
10-27-2003, 09:42 PM
You also have to consider that, much like your head shaving certain members (hackkkkkk...coughhhh, MBH...uhhhhahah...peter north) dress up in blonde wigs and write things on their tummies every second saturday, so it's really not going to serve its purpose with them.
Guess no one else has the nads for this BG. :D I really don't expect the guys who are way down in the standings But I though guys with a big Mouth like Petey North would want some of this. Guess there all talk.
BigGreen
10-28-2003, 11:14 PM
Yeah, I say we make a bet. I'll be you that you can't change the avatars of all those too chicken to take a real bet to something insulting by tomorrow afternoon. That should get 'em moving.
Bout time your royal windbagness showed up. Now if we can just get the other cowards her and finalize what exactly the wager will be we can get it going. Then being pre law our commish could draw something up.
Juggernaut
10-30-2003, 09:15 AM
You guys feel that…………it’s like a hot wind……….Peter must have just said something right? Come on Peter tell us who’s your daddy? I think it is a crying shame our teams won’t tangle again; beating you again would be just too much fun.
Ron, I only sent you those pics as a reward for those wonderful shots you sent me of you and that sheep. Btw, that’s a pretty cool trick of wearing rubber boots a couple of sizes larger so you can put its hind legs in there, it can’t get away so fast can it? I don’t actually know this to be fact just assumptions on my part.
Alright let’s see, I don’t own any posing trunks or anything like a g-string, hell I don’t even buy string! So shorts will have to do for me. I have beautiful hair so I’d like to keep it however for the sake of humiliation I’ll be happy to shave it all off. Me without a shirt should be embarrassment enough on my part. Of course I know I’ll not have to do any of this so I say forget the drag bit. I say you have to wear shorts, no shirt, white socks w/boots, a hard hat and tool belt. I’d like to see you guys look more like the Village People than a woman………oh and a sign (small one, don’t want you guys hiding behind it) that says I’m Juggernauts bitch………and that picture should be your avatar for a month. A mention of how wonderful I am in your signature would be a nice touch as well. This of course would be for all the guys with a .500 average, the bros that are on the lower rung of the ladder could just hold the sign and wearing a dress.
As long as they're tighty whities I would agree to that Juggs. I like the village people theme too. How bout boots and any hat from the village people. IE cowboy, police, Indian, construction, sailor. Instead of a sign I say painted on your stomach with pen marker or lipstick "I am Ron's bitch" I don't want you covering up those love handles with a sign Jugg's.
I say we unveil them all on Superbowl Sunday in a thread on the main board and then we all put them up as our avatar for a month.
Juggernaut
10-30-2003, 03:09 PM
Hahahahahaha, sweet Lord this should be funny as hell................I'm in. Oh, I don't own any tighty whites but I have a pair of donald duck breifs.............don't know why I should bother though.........you turkeys will be the ones posting the pics.
BigGreen
11-06-2003, 02:08 PM
As i see it, there are realistically four teams still alive in each division (three from each make the playoffs...one winner with a bye week and a wildcard game in each division if i'm recalling correctly)...it, in my opinion, behooves these four teams to declare their intent to participate in this or any other wager now. There are no excuses.
Juggernaut
11-06-2003, 02:26 PM
As i see it, there are realistically four teams still alive in each division (three from each make the playoffs...one winner with a bye week and a wildcard game in each division if i'm recalling correctly)...it, in my opinion, behooves these four teams to declare their intent to participate in this or any other wager now. There are no excuses.
Yeah, what the smarty guy just said!
Btw, seeing how I have such a hard time understanding what you say most of the time, count me in just in case it's something I'd like. I have no idea but I figure it's worth the risk. hahahahaha
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