My hs football coach was always on the lookout for potential players...we had this manager (waterboy) who was a few frys short of a happy meal, but was too dumb to feel pain. Coach talked him in to trying out.

When he was ready to suit up, he insisted on going into a back into a private room to change into his uniform. All the sudden he comes walking slowly into the room, and he has his tail pad on in front, covering his dick! He says (he was hairlipped, I swear to God, not that theres anything wrong with that) "Choach, I junst caint see nooing chis"

(Coach, I just can't see doing this). We all lost it.


Then there was the time he got hit in his chest real hard. He rolled around on the ground holding his chest yelling "oh, my scrotum, my scrotum!"

He meant to say his sternum, the silly bastard.