My Cutting Diet

[carbs-rule]

Here's my cutting diet.

Meal #1: 2 tbs Pure Lard, 1/2 lb. pork sausage, 4 natty lights

Meal #2: PWO shake (1 scoop whey, 1/2 pound of sharp cheddar cheese, 1/2 lb Ground Chuck, one whole onion, 2 cans chili). Serve this shake over 2 orders of biggie fries from Wendy's (No ketchup, we're cutting here! ).

Meal #3: Largest tub of popcorn from movie theater (if this is too expensive, just check their dumpsters often, you may find a hotdog or some nachos there as well ), 64 oz. jolt cola.

Meal #4: 3 cups romaine lettuce, 1 roma tomato, 1 carrot, 20 egg yolks, 1/2 bottle of blue cheese dressing

Meal #5: 10 0z. beef fat (ask your local butcher, when they look at you funny, just smile and say "Don't worry, i'm on Atkins!"), 8 oz. corn nuts, 2 cans kidny beans.

Meal #6: 8 oz. human flesh, deboned. 3 ears of corn (including cobs), 1 stick of butter

Meal #7: This is the last meal, 90 minutes before bedtime. 8 slices of white bread with jelly, 2 12 oz. colas, 1 pan of baklava (sp?)

Make sure to drink pleny of fluids throughou the day, I reccomend somewhere between 12 and 16 natty lights. This diet is not for everyone, only for the hardcore animals out there! To our health!

[slizzut]

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[Elliot]

[slizzut]

was this supposed to be funny, elliot? did you laugh?

[SwoleCat]

Quoted, noted, reported, and soon to be deported.

~SC~

[slizzut]

Quoted, noted, reported, and soon to be deported.

~SC~

gooooooodbye

[BDTR]

This forum is not meant for lounge humor, its meant for serious diet inquires. Please keep this all in the lounge to help keep these forums in order.

[SwoleCat]

This forum is not meant for lounge humor, its meant for serious diet inquires. Please keep this all in the lounge to help keep these forums in order.

Yeah, what he said.

~SC~

[dalcowbag]

at least make it funny geez


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[slizzut]

at least make it funny geez


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yeah seriously

[LeanMeOut]

This thread is extremely

Don't people have better things to do with their time?

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