Prime's fantasy dirty bulk

[Prime]

Ok i dont go to McDonalds ever. But my bro asked me to pick up some food for him as i was in town and he was hung over. So on my way back from buying my chicken breasts i stopped in and bought him some grub. Now it takes about 15 mins to walk back home. So for 15 mins i had to smell that food. Feeling rather peckish and desiring a really good cheat meal i decided to compose my fantasy cheat day/week.

Meal 1: Pancakes with sugar and syrup (hey theres at least one egg in the pancake mix) 2 litres of coke

Meal 2: 2 McDonalds breakfast's & exrea large milkshake

Meal 3: Large peperoni pizza, beer(or for you youner ones another milkshake)

Meal 4: 2 Chicken fillet tower burgers, 4 peices of chicken, 6 hot wings large coke (and to be healthy a tub of coleslaw).

Meal 5: 4 McDonalds hamburgers another milkshake Xlarge!!

meal 6: Singapore fried rice more beer

meal7: A kebab (maybe the healthy meal of the day, its got salad and its lean chargrilled meat)

Meal 8: All you can eat indian buffet. As much beer as can humanly be consumed.

Meal 9: (to be consumed while watching a movie marathon)1 tub ben and jerrys 1 tub hagen dagz. 15 oreo cookies, another 2 litres of coke.

Meal 10: Before bed, grilled cheese with 8 rashers of bacon and 6 sausages

I almost got a woody writing that. Needless to say i was walking home drooling!

[SwoleCat]

Are you really going to try to eat all of that?

~SC~

[Prime]

Maybe on my next birthday

[Rob]

holy cheating batman

i cant even eat a dorito without feeling guilty
i would hit the cardio for a 24 hours straight after eating all that, thats insane

[fritz2435]

I'd feel sorry for your toilet the day after bro...

[dalcowbag]

good bulker bro!!! sticky???

dcb