want to gain fat

this probably doesnt belong here but im going ahead anyway. I need to gain weight, fat that is in as short a time as possible, ive allways had extremly hard to gain, since i started training ive gained musles but no fat even though i had a strict diet, i want to gain fat and was wondering what the best way is to do this...is there any trick to it?

thanks

eat muscle gainer like its your job. 3000 calories in a serving in some. Dont know why you would want to gain fat but MG will do the job.

mixing your fat meals with carbs will do the trick fast also. Take for instance a fast food meal (hamburger, fries, coke). It has carbs and fat which will lead to fat gain. Good luck (i guess)

jackman, whats mg? you have to ecxuse me i dont know the abbreviations, and what shake has 3000calories in one serving....never heard of that much before? please inform me bro...

MG=muscle gainer

muscle gainer ... it's a weight gain powder full of calories.

lots of sugary carbs... sure dont taste like sugar though.

ok ...mg=musle gainer offcourse...where can one buy these beasts?

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Originally Posted by swest

ok ...mg=musle gainer offcourse...where can one buy these beasts?

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http://www.allsportsnutrition.com/li...EIGHT%20GAINER

sorry to be a ****in idiot but i cant find a gainer containing 3000calories, as jackman said, i acctually have har to belive, is there acctually gainers with 3000calories per serving??

Here's one that is 5000 calories per serving:

http://www.allsportsnutrition.com/pr...productid=3786

200 posted messages!!! yihoo;)

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Originally Posted by Aboot

Here's one that is 5000 calories per serving:

http://www.allsportsnutrition.com/pr...productid=3786

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how can they say you wont gain fat when 5000calories...thats impossible..

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Originally Posted by swest

this probably doesnt belong here but im going ahead anyway. I need to gain weight, fat that is in as short a time as possible, ive allways had extremly hard to gain, since i started training ive gained musles but no fat even though i had a strict diet, i want to gain fat and was wondering what the best way is to do this...is there any trick to it?

thanks

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WHY??????

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When drinking this gainer with 5000calories per serving, its impossible not to gain weight, my regular calorie intake is 3500...with 5000 im bound to gain weight...right?

maybe.... are you doin a movie or something?
sounds sick... eat cheesecake weight gainers, ice cream, pasta, have fun!

unless you just like the taste of MG, i say eat everything else. Fast foods, all things that are sugar. ****, I WISH I WAS ON YOUR DIET!!

the quickest route would be switchin bodies with me, cuz i know i wouldnt mind a lean muscled body

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Originally Posted by SwoleCat

WHY??????

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umm yeah, i'll have to second that

dcb

just start dipping your french fries in crisco grease right before bed!

Try this:

1 scoop protein
200 grams dextrose
10 tablespoons flax seed oil
1 stick of butter
4 slices of bacon
mixed in skim milk

I don't think that'll work bruh, he'll upchuck that sh*t in a heartbeat. :)

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Hey man, if he holds it down, i guarantee he'll get fat!

Dunkin Doughnuts maybe???

All i can say, bro, is eat away... Whatever your heart desires. Burgers, fries, pizza, cheesecake, candy bars, ribs, pbj's with WHITE bread and REGULAR jam and pb, sugary cereals, fully loaded baked potatoes, milkshakes, chicken nuggets, ice cream, ok ill stop fantasizing now.... :dg:

Have you seen the movie, Supersize Me? That movie was made for you bud, just follow the guy's diet and you will def gain fat.
BTW, Why do u want to gain fat?

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Originally Posted by AandF6969

Try this:

1 scoop protein
200 grams dextrose
10 tablespoons flax seed oil
1 stick of butter
4 slices of bacon
mixed in skim milk

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dude, that's f'in disgusting...