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    I love.....

    I love the fact that I force myself to eat 8 times a day even tho it makes me want to puke.

    I love the fact that all the people around me at work think Im going to get fat cause I eat every 2 hours.

    I love the guy at my job thats about 47% body fat and walks around telling people that his diet of eating all vegetables works and making believe he knows what the fcuk hes talking about. FAT FCUK

    I love that the gym is finally getting clear of those unmotivated jerk-offs that made new years resolutions and cant keep them.... weak minded MF's taking up my space in the gym not rackign their wieghts and ****. DOnt Bother starting somethign you wont finish.

    I love that the people that say I eat too much eat burger king, Mc donalds and wendy's every day for breakfast and lunch.

    Add the things you love as you see fit......

    I'll have more to vent about in a few.

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    how about the guy thats screaming like hes ready to give birth an then u see him throw down a 40lb dumbell as hard as he can after doing a few sets of curls

    how about the guy that loads up every 45lb plate onto the squat rack. an then walks away leaving someone else to strip it down

    or the fat guy who uses a machine as his own personal beach chair while he drinks a weight gainer

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    I love the guy that's out of shape wearing a T-Top sweating like a pig with no towel.

    Oh! and the whole eating thing.............TIRED OF EATING, GETTING TIRED OF BITCHING ABOUT EATING.............lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiFi

    or the fat guy who uses a machine as his own personal beach chair while he drinks a weight gainer
    No lie.... I saw this guy at my gym get off a machine, walk away leaving it all drenched with sweat. Go in his bag pop open a slimfast(wait it gets better) he dumps the slim fast into a cup, reaches back in the bag opens a bag of wise potato chips and starts dipping them in the foam on the slim fast and scarfing them down. I couldnt get my camera phone fast enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carguy
    No lie.... I saw this guy at my gym get off a machine, walk away leaving it all drenched with sweat. Go in his bag pop open a slimfast(wait it gets better) he dumps the slim fast into a cup, reaches back in the bag opens a bag of wise potato chips and starts dipping them in the foam on the slim fast and scarfing them down. I couldnt get my camera phone fast enough.

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    hahahahahaha

    IDIOTS........

    That is classic tho.

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    I love the 35 yr old moms that still wear spandex to the gym and you can still see the cottage cheese through their tight ass outfit. They look like 10 lbs of sh it in a 5 lb bag.

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    Carguy, i also think its funny eating an obscene amount of food every day and having it all go to muscle mass instead of fat... and I also love fat people telling me i'm going to get fat.

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    i love when cutting down for a show everyone is so curious to know what i am eating.

    i love when i get on stage and am 3% bodyfat having people accusing me of starving myself

    i love when friends and family ask your professional advice on dieting but then never actually fcuking do it

    i love when you are so fit yet your family is so fat.....

    and the list goes on.

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    [QUOTE=bigsd67]
    i love when friends and family ask your professional advice on dieting but then never actually fcuking do it



    This is my favorite as well. I quit helping friends out, but i will offer to work with them for a price. AT least when im wasting my time i can make some money. I had a friend tell me once that if i did good in my show, he would start competing. Like, its that f*ckin easy, so if i can do it, he should have no problem doing it. THis guy thinks that all you have to do is workout and the rest should take care of itself... MAN i am sosooo **** offended by the ignorance of some.

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    I love guys bragging about how much they leg press, ex. 1200lbs, but can only squat 200 and only go down 4 inches.
    I love the same guys telling me not to go parallel or below because its very hard on your knees. They're talking to a guy who has had 2 knee surgerys(not training related) and squats ass to the floor for yrs. with no problems.
    I love when guys assume im on juice, and ask me what im taking. CELLTECH AND NITROTECH. I'll see those guys later on and they'll tell me that they bought both and are feeling stronger than ever. DUMB F*CKS

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6_pak
    I love when guys assume im on juice, and ask me what im taking. CELLTECH AND NITROTECH. I'll see those guys later on and they'll tell me that they bought both and are feeling stronger than ever. DUMB F*CKS

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    Don't even get me started.....

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    i love cheat days

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    i love lamp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carguy
    No lie.... I saw this guy at my gym get off a machine, walk away leaving it all drenched with sweat. Go in his bag pop open a slimfast(wait it gets better) he dumps the slim fast into a cup, reaches back in the bag opens a bag of wise potato chips and starts dipping them in the foam on the slim fast and scarfing them down. I couldnt get my camera phone fast enough.
    ROTFLMAO!!!!

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    I loved the look on my ex-girlfriends face after I knocked her new man out with one punch for talking **** to me (after my sust/dbol cycle)

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    And I can't believe someone actually dipped potato chips in slim fast this **** boggles my mind.

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    I love it when I'm dieting and people tell me how good my metabolism must be to lose weight so easily. Then I have to go into my whole shpeil about how many hours I spend on the elliptical, how many hours it takes me to prepare my 6 daily meals with all macronutrients properly aligned, and how little food I actually eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carguy
    I love the 35 yr old moms that still wear spandex to the gym and you can still see the cottage cheese through their tight ass outfit. They look like 10 lbs of sh it in a 5 lb bag.
    This is certainly at the top of my list. How stupid can these fat people be to go out in public wearing stretch pants! YOU'RE FAT!! Aaaarrggghhhhhhhhhh!!! (deep breaths....deep breaths....serenity now)

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    Quote Originally Posted by vestax
    I loved the look on my ex-girlfriends face after I knocked her new man out with one punch for talking **** to me (after my sust/dbol cycle)
    i love people that think roid rage really exists.....just kidding bro

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    I love when you are waiting for a table at a resturant and the one hostess says to the other hostess.... who's next? and she replys.... that big guy over there.

    I live for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carguy
    I love when you are waiting for a table at a resturant and the one hostess says to the other hostess.... who's next? and she replys.... that big guy over there.

    I live for this.

    Definitely agree--- comments from TOTAL strangers, male or female, are the best. Even though for some reason more guys respond than girls. Kinda weird but satisfying.(NO GAY INUENDO HERE, YOU PERVS)

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    I love when the system admin makes a public announcement about members removing all avatars w/thongs and women's asses, then we still see the same offending avatars that were asked to be removed.

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    I love it when some noob leaves their weights all over the gym.

    I love it when dexter poindexter asks me 50 questions right in the middle of an intense workout.

    I love it when my 50% bodyfat co-works give me nutritional advise.

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    i love it when the smelly ass bastard in the gym has to come and workout by me and ruin my workout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I love when the system admin makes a public announcement about members removing all avatars w/thongs and women's asses, then we still see the same offending avatars that were asked to be removed.

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    heh.. its offending to me if i DONT see those

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    Quote Originally Posted by smegs
    i love lamp
    do u really love the lamp or are you just saying that b/c your looking at it?

    dcb

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiFi
    heh.. its offending to me if i DONT see those
    Okay porno-maniac, there are TONS of sites for you to get your fix.

    www.redhotlatina.com

    Yes, you are welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I love when the system admin makes a public announcement about members removing all avatars w/thongs and women's asses, then we still see the same offending avatars that were asked to be removed.

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    I love when I am posting and a co-worker (boss/supervisor) walks by and sees one of those ass revealing avatars! Please remove before I am fired

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    I love hot ass avatars. I love feeling like I stronger than all the other douchebags walking around my town. I love fat ass women looking like 10lbs of crap in a 5 lb bag. And I love that saying......hahahahahhahaaha

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    I love the guys at my weekend job (I run a club here in NJ) that diet their asses off and hit the gym pretty well then drink 14 beers/cranberry and vodkas/ red bulls and make fun of me for drinking water...... then they bitch and complain that they just can't get that hard ripped look and wonder whats wrong.
    RETARD.... your taking in 3000 calories in one night drinking like that.

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    I love when people ask me how to lose weight with a mouthful of cheesecake.
    I love when people say i shouldn't care about what i eat because I'm thin. It never crosses their minds that I'm thin BECAUSE I care about what i eat.

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    I Love It When People Complain How Hard It Is To Get In Shape...while They Are Talking To Every F**king Person In The Gym

    I Love Those People That Bench Press A A**load But Never Bring The Bar Down More Than 3 Inches.....

    I Love The People Never Put The Dumbell In The Right Place...i Feel Like Hurling One At Them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carguy
    I love the guys at my weekend job (I run a club here in NJ) that diet their asses off and hit the gym pretty well then drink 14 beers/cranberry and vodkas/ red bulls and make fun of me for drinking water...... then they bitch and complain that they just can't get that hard ripped look and wonder whats wrong.
    RETARD.... your taking in 3000 calories in one night drinking like that.
    BUMP......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dalcowbag
    do u really love the lamp or are you just saying that b/c your looking at it?

    dcb
    i actually love lamp

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Okay porno-maniac, there are TONS of sites for you to get your fix.

    www.redhotlatina.com

    Yes, you are welcome.

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    That's sick and wrong!

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