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06-09-2005, 06:23 AM #1
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Sheit
this is a serious thread bout sheit really !!!
well this is starting to worry me a bit i eat alot of fiber artichokes,green beans , brown rice , oatmeal , but i dont sheit cept maybe once or twice the whole 6 days im eating clean!!!!! but on my cheat day/meal i shit maybe 2 times a day then we're back to no shitting now wtf is up with that???
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06-09-2005, 06:27 AM #2
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your a freak of nature bro
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06-09-2005, 06:32 AM #3
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wtf thats it stocky ???
freak of nature ???
well maybe i need all that shit im eating so i dont shit ?? and cheat meal/day i dont need all that shit so i just shit it ??
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06-09-2005, 06:34 AM #4
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Hang on..... i have the same problem
Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
this is a serious thread bout sheit really !!!
well this is starting to worry me a bit i eat alot of fiber artichokes,green beans , brown rice , oatmeal , but i dont sheit cept maybe once or twice the whole 6 days im eating clean!!!!! but on my cheat day/meal i shit maybe 2 times a day then we're back to no shitting now wtf is up with that???
Although when i do go it hurts like a mofo!
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06-09-2005, 06:39 AM #5
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ne1 else gonna join the "no shit" group
haha
is this like a problem or smth or is it ok to not shit ???
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06-09-2005, 06:45 AM #6
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i shit at least twice a day everyday. except 2 year's ago when i was in ibiza and diden't have a shit for 8 day's. I had to go to a local pharmacy and get some lactose what a fun night i had that night i think i took to much
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06-09-2005, 06:51 AM #7
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fu**ing hell! Originally Posted by stocky121
i shit at least twice a day everyday. except 2 year's ago when i was in ibiza and diden't have a shit for 8 day's. I had to go to a local pharmacy and get some lactose what a fun night i had that night i think i took to much I bet that was one massive sh*t!!
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06-09-2005, 06:58 AM #8
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not just one bro all ****ing night all my mate's wen't out clubbing i had to stop in the apartment by myself incase i shit myself. I was just walking round in the buff because i coulden't be arsed to keep pulling my pant's down to have a shit. What a nightmare Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
fu**ing hell! I bet that was one massive sh*t!!
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06-09-2005, 06:58 AM #9
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8 days !!!! wow Originally Posted by stocky121
i shit at least twice a day everyday. except 2 year's ago when i was in ibiza and diden't have a shit for 8 day's. I had to go to a local pharmacy and get some lactose what a fun night i had that night i think i took to much
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06-09-2005, 07:01 AM #10
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
8 days !!!! wow
i know i think i'am a freak of nature
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06-09-2005, 07:04 AM #11
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I can just picture it now...... your friends come back to the apartment and your just on your way to the bathroom...oh no!..... all they see is a stringy shit hanging out of your arse like a dogs tale! Originally Posted by stocky121
i know i think i'am a freak of nature
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06-09-2005, 07:06 AM #12
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Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
I can just picture it now...... your friends come back to the apartment and your just on your way to the bathroom...oh no!..... all they see is a stringy shit hanging out of your arse like a dogs tale!
now that would have been funny as hell but by the time thay got back (5 in the morning) i was fine and asleep in bed
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06-09-2005, 07:10 AM #13
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
I can just picture it now...... your friends come back to the apartment and your just on your way to the bathroom...oh no!..... all they see is a stringy shit hanging out of your arse like a dogs tale!
did ne1 notice that there are lots o types of shit
-tale: the 1 piece shit thats way too long to flush
-sticky icky : the one that needs like hrs of wiping
-grenades: tons of small pieces
-not sure shit: when u go and only a small amount comes out when u stand up u realize theres a bit more u think ur done then it happens again and again and again.......
ne1 else ???
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06-09-2005, 07:18 AM #14
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did ne1 notice that there are lots o types of shit
-tale: the 1 piece shit thats way too long to flush
-sticky icky : the one that needs like hrs of wiping
-grenades: tons of small pieces
-not sure shit: when u go and only a small amount comes out when u stand up u realize theres a bit more u think ur done then it happens again and again and again.......
ne1 else ??? am at work, can't stop laughing!
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06-09-2005, 07:28 AM #15
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fecal stagnation? Maybe you need some colon blow?
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06-09-2005, 07:34 AM #16
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hmm that was quick i just went
it seems that talking bout it does help getting it out
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06-09-2005, 07:40 AM #17
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Originally Posted by co2boi
thnx ill leave that stuff 2 u 
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Thanks, no need though. I already poop a lot. Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
thnx ill leave that stuff 2 u
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twice a day everyday lol
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06-09-2005, 12:20 PM #20
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For real bro, maybe your body has become so efficient at utilizing food that the "clean" food produces little waste. Then the "dirty" food is hardly utilized at all. That's the best theory I have bro.
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06-09-2005, 12:33 PM #21
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Probably close to the truth. I would say on clean days your body is using every thing you put in it. Thats why you don't have much waste. Originally Posted by co2boi
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06-09-2005, 12:49 PM #22
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co2boi and 4u2nv thats what i was thinking too cuz i dont feel bloated or full in my stomach know wut i mean?? so who cares if i dont shit that much
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bro, try some papaya enzymes...they give me good, solid, 'scheduled' trips to the crapper
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06-09-2005, 08:39 PM #24
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Get some metamucil (psyllium husks sp? is generic name) and have a serving at night and in the morning, after a few days it will keep you regular during the week.
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Make sure there's enough fat in your diet, def. makes a big difference for me. Also, I'm sure you already drink a ton of water...try 3-4 cups w/lemon first thing when you wake up, that usually helps get things movin'. If none of this works, try black walnut extract or tea (health food stores).
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could be that your body is utilizing the food you're eating alot more since it's clean, if you're not constipated then i wouldnt worry about it too much
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06-10-2005, 03:20 AM #27
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Its oatmeal that does it for me. One bowl of that and i feel like i need to go!
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is thread still going you sick bastard's
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06-10-2005, 04:17 AM #29
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Originally Posted by stocky121
is thread still going you sick bastard's
stocky qoutes "it's been 10 days since my last sh**"
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06-10-2005, 05:04 AM #30
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really it seems that talking bout it does help i went 2day in the morning
Dr. long horn: the only pysillum i found was loaded with sugar cant find ne without
epiphany :i do have enuff fat more than enuff , tons of water , will try the lemon thing tho but cant get the walnut tea
bigbadjohn: papaya enzymes might work but i cant get em
Hollywood: yeah i was thinking the same thingLast edited by CrystalMethodX; 06-10-2005 at 05:08 AM.
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06-10-2005, 05:06 AM #31
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I think this need to be a sticky :THE OFFICIAL SHIT THREAD
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Feces and Your Body - The Push for Movement: Dateline at 10:00
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Yeah ex will do that to a person Originally Posted by stocky121
i shit at least twice a day everyday. except 2 year's ago when i was in ibiza and diden't have a shit for 8 day's. I had to go to a local pharmacy and get some lactose what a fun night i had that night i think i took to much
But seriously, I also have at least 2 shits per day
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Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
stocky qoutes "it's been 10 days since my last sh**"
that's just normal 10 day's bro do you not do that ?
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Originally Posted by bor
Yeah ex will do that to a person
But seriously, I also have at least 2 shits per day
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06-10-2005, 01:47 PM #36
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no! Originally Posted by stocky121
that's just normal 10 day's bro do you not do that ? I remember a summer holiday away with my family many years ago and my brother not going for 2 weeks! It must have built up all inside him!
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Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
no! I remember a summer holiday away with my family many years ago and my brother not going for 2 weeks! It must have built up all inside him!
and i thought 8 day's was bad tell your bro he's sick even sicker than me
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Walmart has a generic brand that is sugarfree and you can get a bigass jug for 5-6 bucks I think. Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
really it seems that talking bout it does help i went 2day in the morning
Dr. long horn: the only pysillum i found was loaded with sugar cant find ne without
epiphany :i do have enuff fat more than enuff , tons of water , will try the lemon thing tho but cant get the walnut tea
bigbadjohn: papaya enzymes might work but i cant get em
Hollywood: yeah i was thinking the same thing
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walmart is like 59347314938430847 miles away but thanx for ur reply tho
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Do you live on another planet bro?! Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
walmart is like 59347314938430847 miles away but thanx for ur reply tho
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