06-09-2005, 06:23 AM #1
this is a serious thread bout sheit really !!!
well this is starting to worry me a bit i eat alot of fiber artichokes,green beans , brown rice , oatmeal , but i dont sheit cept maybe once or twice the whole 6 days im eating clean!!!!! but on my cheat day/meal i shit maybe 2 times a day then we're back to no shitting now wtf is up with that???
06-09-2005, 06:27 AM #2
your a freak of nature bro
06-09-2005, 06:32 AM #3
wtf thats it stocky ??? freak of nature ???
well maybe i need all that shit im eating so i dont shit ?? and cheat meal/day i dont need all that shit so i just shit it ??
06-09-2005, 06:34 AM #4Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
Although when i do go it hurts like a mofo!
06-09-2005, 06:39 AM #5
ne1 else gonna join the "no shit" group haha
is this like a problem or smth or is it ok to not shit ???
06-09-2005, 06:45 AM #6
i shit at least twice a day everyday. except 2 year's ago when i was in ibiza and diden't have a shit for 8 day's. I had to go to a local pharmacy and get some lactose what a fun night i had that night i think i took to much
Last edited by stocky121; 06-09-2005 at 06:50 AM.
06-09-2005, 06:51 AM #7Originally Posted by stocky121
06-09-2005, 06:58 AM #8Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
06-09-2005, 06:58 AM #9Originally Posted by stocky121
06-09-2005, 07:01 AM #10Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
i know i think i'am a freak of nature
06-09-2005, 07:04 AM #11Originally Posted by stocky121
06-09-2005, 07:06 AM #12Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
now that would have been funny as hell but by the time thay got back (5 in the morning) i was fine and asleep in bed
06-09-2005, 07:10 AM #13Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
did ne1 notice that there are lots o types of shit
-tale: the 1 piece shit thats way too long to flush
-sticky icky : the one that needs like hrs of wiping
-grenades: tons of small pieces
-not sure shit: when u go and only a small amount comes out when u stand up u realize theres a bit more u think ur done then it happens again and again and again.......
ne1 else ???
06-09-2005, 07:18 AM #14Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
06-09-2005, 07:28 AM #15
fecal stagnation? Maybe you need some colon blow?
06-09-2005, 07:34 AM #16
hmm that was quick i just went it seems that talking bout it does help getting it out
06-09-2005, 07:40 AM #17Originally Posted by co2boi
06-09-2005, 07:54 AM #18Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
06-09-2005, 08:23 AM #19
twice a day everyday lol
06-09-2005, 12:20 PM #20
For real bro, maybe your body has become so efficient at utilizing food that the "clean" food produces little waste. Then the "dirty" food is hardly utilized at all. That's the best theory I have bro.
06-09-2005, 12:33 PM #21Associate Member
Originally Posted by co2boi
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06-09-2005, 12:49 PM #22
co2boi and 4u2nv thats what i was thinking too cuz i dont feel bloated or full in my stomach know wut i mean?? so who cares if i dont shit that much
06-09-2005, 01:02 PM #23
bro, try some papaya enzymes...they give me good, solid, 'scheduled' trips to the crapper
06-09-2005, 08:39 PM #24
Get some metamucil (psyllium husks sp? is generic name) and have a serving at night and in the morning, after a few days it will keep you regular during the week.
06-09-2005, 09:11 PM #25
Make sure there's enough fat in your diet, def. makes a big difference for me. Also, I'm sure you already drink a ton of water...try 3-4 cups w/lemon first thing when you wake up, that usually helps get things movin'. If none of this works, try black walnut extract or tea (health food stores).
06-09-2005, 09:26 PM #26
could be that your body is utilizing the food you're eating alot more since it's clean, if you're not constipated then i wouldnt worry about it too much
06-10-2005, 03:20 AM #27
Its oatmeal that does it for me. One bowl of that and i feel like i need to go!
06-10-2005, 03:39 AM #28
is thread still going you sick bastard's
06-10-2005, 04:17 AM #29Originally Posted by stocky121
stocky qoutes "it's been 10 days since my last sh**"
06-10-2005, 05:04 AM #30
really it seems that talking bout it does help i went 2day in the morning
Dr. long horn: the only pysillum i found was loaded with sugar cant find ne without
epiphany :i do have enuff fat more than enuff , tons of water , will try the lemon thing tho but cant get the walnut tea
bigbadjohn: papaya enzymes might work but i cant get em
Hollywood: yeah i was thinking the same thing
Last edited by CrystalMethodX; 06-10-2005 at 05:08 AM.
06-10-2005, 05:06 AM #31
I think this need to be a sticky :THE OFFICIAL SHIT THREAD
06-10-2005, 05:19 AM #32
Feces and Your Body - The Push for Movement: Dateline at 10:00
06-10-2005, 05:46 AM #33Originally Posted by stocky121
But seriously, I also have at least 2 shits per day
06-10-2005, 09:53 AM #34Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
that's just normal 10 day's bro do you not do that ?
06-10-2005, 09:54 AM #35Originally Posted by bor
06-10-2005, 01:47 PM #36Originally Posted by stocky121
06-10-2005, 06:14 PM #37Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
and i thought 8 day's was bad tell your bro he's sick even sicker than me
06-11-2005, 09:45 AM #38Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
06-11-2005, 10:18 AM #39
walmart is like 59347314938430847 miles away but thanx for ur reply tho
06-11-2005, 12:09 PM #40Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
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