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    I took Swolecats advice last night before the gym, eating shit works!!!!

    It really works!!! I went to the ice cream store and swiped a bunch of those trial size cups for the ice cream and put them in my gym bag. Then halfway through the workout the going got tough, so I got going...shit. I hid out in the bathroom stall for 10 minutes as I held my nose and downed a little bit. I got a little dizzy at first and stumbled back to the bench press as if I was drugged, layed down for 5 minutes. A few people walked up to me and asked me if I was ok, but my breath quickly turned them away. It was tough to find a spotter though, word spread quick of my breath. I finally managed to get the kid who worked at the front desk to do it after giving him a twenty. I loaded the bar up on the bench w/ 460, a new personal best for me. I said "One, two....three....UP!!!!" To my surprise I banged out 11 solid reps. Everybody stood around watching my set screaming "come on, do it, another!!!!" When I was done everybody asked me what I was on and I quietly told them my secret, even the guys at the front desk were sitting there in front of me indian style listening patiently and carefully, head resting on their hands. I was hit w/ all sorts of questions as if I was a celebrity talking into a mic. "So how many grams of shit did you take before the lift?" "Baskin Robbins has the paper cups I need?" What foods can I eat to make my shit more powerful in the gym?" It was unbelievable.

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    If your full of shit sure it will work.

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    You definitely know your shit!



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    Shit man I can't belive you didn't already know that shit.


    Shit.

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    stayinstacked how come you havent responded to us in your other thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04
    stayinstacked how come you havent responded to us in your other thread?
    Which one?

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    Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fvck "sh!t" is?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bor


    Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fvck "sh!t" is?

    No your not..

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    i think he is actually talking about sh!t...like literally...poopoo...and stayinstacked im talkin about that thread of yours called "typical days diet for me"...we dont like your diet in there.

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    The power of the feces!!!

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    Look at swolecats thread eat shit it's the shit I don't remember the exact title but can't be hard to find and Phucking hilarious.

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    OOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
    U are frikkin joking right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    oh i feel lunch moving around, and bout to come out, then get re-consumed

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    yep that shit stack really works...

    just remember to brush your teeth before gettin a spot from a hottie..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    oh i feel lunch moving around, and bout to come out, then get re-consumed
    u never know that might be some good shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridla
    OOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
    U are frikkin joking right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    joking???

    what you mean man.. this is a serious discussion if you can't take it.. don't start..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    joking???

    what you mean man.. this is a serious discussion if you can't take it.. don't start..
    It's certainly serious shit.

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    ok what did this guy eat to make has breath so bad????
    shit???
    LMAO..........
    im lost here so many times ppl used shit

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    who flung pooh??

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    Stacking works as well.

    Somethin like this:

    Serious
    Fun
    Bull

    (For those of you that are thought challenged - insert the word sh*t after each of those above)

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    You guys are sick!

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    If I have diarrea, can I inject it? and what size needle will I need?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    oh i feel lunch moving around, and bout to come out, then get re-consumed
    This is a great way to save money on food.

    Ahh the gift that keeps on giving!

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    I thought this thread was bullshit but this is some good shit!...

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    Shitheads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    Shitheads!

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    This is some funny shit...

    who would have thought that shit could be as much fun as piss/?/
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