A poem, by Rambo...

**rambo** · 10-22-2003, 12:52 AM

An ode to carbohydrates...

Dearest carbohydrate i write this now as i eat my oatmeal,
Nice and full, that is how you make me feel.

I dream about you night and day,
Please don't ever go away.

Sometimes indeed you make me fat,
Why do you tease me so and make me look like a chubby rat.

There are many things we do not know,
But i won't list them now so i can keep my rhythmic flow.

Sometimes i swear you off and cycle anew,
But when i do not eat you i can not poo.

To go without you i can not grow,
To live without you is a life i can not know.

Why do you taunt me so i can not choose?
You are there even when i drink my booze!

Oh dearest carb i wish you well...

But as i write this in my eyes tears begin to swell!

Do not leave me my friend!
Without you my muscle growth will be put to end!

You will be the end of me,
And without you there is no use in living free.

Never leave me good brother,
For no matter how hard i try i will never leave you for another.

-Rambo

**hybrid** · 10-22-2003, 07:45 AM

Are you taking clomid at the moment? I think I see a tear welling up there.

**cb25** · 10-22-2003, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by hybrid

Are you taking clomid at the moment? I think I see a tear welling up there.

I think i FEEL a tear welling up here...

"But when i do not eat you i can not poo"...beautiful...shakespearian...and a scary thought...

haha, nice post, as always bro...i think I've gotta save this one...

**J-F** · 10-22-2003, 10:14 AM

we sould ask eminem to sing this poem, should be nice lol

do one about our precious protein now

good post!

**cb25** · 10-22-2003, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by J-F

we sould ask eminem to sing this poem, should be nice lol

do one about our precious protein now

good post!

definitely..oh whey, oh whey...rambo we need some whey rhymes...

**rambo** · 10-22-2003, 11:17 PM

You all better show some more love to my ode.

**rambo** · 11-05-2003, 05:35 AM

Damnit this was a gem. I hate you all.

**cb25** · 11-05-2003, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

Damnit this was a gem. I hate you all.

hey! i was showing love...i was requesting more work by the author...since i was such a big fan!!

let's hear it for the Ode to CHO!!!

better?

**cb25** · 12-11-2003, 09:02 AM

bump for rambo's skills...i'm still waiting for another work

**rambo** · 12-11-2003, 09:05 AM

i was just thinking of bumping this! Heads up cb.

**rambo** · 12-11-2003, 09:06 AM

Do I hear educational thread? Sticky?

**cb25** · 12-11-2003, 09:06 AM

My pleasure...i thought all should be able to enjoy...and some newbies may not have seen it...

i'll be petitioning for a sticky after you add another one...

**SwoleCat** · 12-11-2003, 01:32 PM

Bizzump for more lyrical works!

~SC~

**Juggernaut** · 12-11-2003, 01:48 PM

Bro, that "can not poo" line...............................you are my hero! I'm thinking honorable mention at the next Grammy for sure.

Yes, bump indeed for more.

**rambo** · 06-30-2004, 05:37 PM

Bump.

**dalcowbag** · 06-30-2004, 06:52 PM

Bravo Bravo!

**Beernutz** · 06-30-2004, 06:57 PM

STICKY

.....

Awsome job bro....very creative...that" poo"line was the highlight for me.

**bubbathegut** · 06-30-2004, 06:57 PM

aw how sweet

**Elliot** · 06-30-2004, 07:15 PM

Rambo i think it made me love you more..

**TRIBOL** · 07-01-2004, 11:41 AM

funny stuff...this post made me smile on a totally SHI*TY day im having today, thanks rambo..

TrIBOL

**GQSuperman** · 07-01-2004, 01:19 PM

oh my whey
what can i say

such a precious gift
and important to the weights i lift

i can mix you in a blender
with love, oh so tender

with flavors and brands, some good some bad
allthewhey is some of the best i've had

i can chug you down fast or drink you slow
either way, in my stomach you go

so with this i bid you adoo
i've just had rambo's carbs and now must poo!!!!

**Prime** · 07-01-2004, 02:17 PM

i had to study poetry as part of my degree. All i can say is i like your stuff better

**pvgirl08** · 07-01-2004, 03:45 PM

Nice! Both poems were great. I am definitly feeling the carb one. I miss my beloved crunchy cereal, pretzels, granola bars, and most of all chocolate. Oh, the good ol days.