How many calories.......?

[The Fallen Angel]

Are in toenail clippings or boogers?

[SwoleCat]

The answer to these is hard to give, it varies for a few different reasons.

A) ToeNail Clipping : dependent upon size of toe, which actual toe, net weight of fungal matter, any "jam" underneath contributing caloric intake not desired.

B) Boogers: dependent upon specific booger cluster, that is, is it one big booger, or a small array of tiny little ass boogers spun into one big ass booger? Texture, density, and color, will all be tell tale signs of the said boogers nutritional value.

Hope that helps,
~SC~

[Spoon]

What the f@#*!!!

[PuddleMonkey]

heeeeeeeeeey, where did the oversized signature pics go?
Now what am I suppose to masturbate to? haha, j/k!

[The Fallen Angel]

heeeeeeeeeey, where did the oversized signature pics go?
Now what am I suppose to masturbate to? haha, j/k!

**** you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb.

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Stewie, come complete our rainbow.

I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."

[spywizard]

What about the protein that can be had from the booger... the little natt, or whatever that makes the core of the booger..???

The answer to these is hard to give, it varies for a few different reasons.

A) ToeNail Clipping : dependent upon size of toe, which actual toe, net weight of fungal matter, any "jam" underneath contributing caloric intake not desired.

B) Boogers: dependent upon specific booger cluster, that is, is it one big booger, or a small array of tiny little ass boogers spun into one big ass booger? Texture, density, and color, will all be tell tale signs of the said boogers nutritional value.

Hope that helps,
~SC~

[Elliot]

heeeeeeeeeey, where did the oversized signature pics go?
Now what am I suppose to masturbate to? haha, j/k!

im thinking the same thing.. ugh no i mean :hides the vasaline:

j.k