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    Middle Finger Swollen Only after Exercise...I'm super worried.

    Title: Middle Finger Swollen Only after Exercise...I'm super worried.

    During my 5th week of a Test E. and (dbol 20 mgs / day for only 5 weeks cycle), I decided to use something like Pervatin which was using during WW II by the Germans to stay awake for 4 or more days basically a methampethamine

    The purpose of the pervatin was only experimental, and used to exercise the "other muscle" used in bed, the 3rd leg to enlarge the penis muscle by performing many high intensity JELQ exercises

    I did about 1500 of these JELQ exercises which can be very mundane

    Towards the tail end I noticed that the index finger bacame sore and then enlarged to swollen a day after that

    The middle finger is not discolored not even purple, it is just swollen large enough to cause me a bit of anxiety

    I can enclose the middle finger all the way

    I will have to cut my cycle to only 5 weeks of Test E. and being PCT soon because of this, because with a swollen index finger I can't really do a good exercise cycle.

    Hopefully this is just a temporary thing and the swelling will go away?

    JELQ is basically a penis enlargement exercise that's as old as ancient times of taking the penis and putting it between the index finger and the middle finger and then upstroking for as many reps as you can and holding the top postition for about 2 seconds then repeating

    I've done jelq's before in the 3,00o to 4,000 range without any swelling, but that was 2 years ago without any problems when i was 46, now i'm 48, could this be arthritis....but just on 1 finger --the middle finger?

    There's no pain in the indexx finger just some discomfort from the swelling
    My thoughts are ...that during the jelq session of 1500 reps which is a whole lot, I did not hydrate enough with water causing cramps in my calf muscles, too and sweated profusely...so MAYBE there is a muscle-cramp-induced bruise that has no visible tell-tale signs of a typical bruise (not black & blue) made worse by the lack of enough water-drinking?

    I'm worried and sorry about this, but any constructive advice would be greatly appreciated as I'd like to workout with weights again in the next 2-3 days.

    Thanks, again.

    I don't do this often, but the swelling will probably go away?

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    What the fuck did I just read? U took a meth pill and rubbed your weiner with your index finger until your finger started to swell ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    What the fuck did I just read? U took a meth pill and rubbed your weiner with your index finger until your finger started to swell ?

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    It's not as simplistic as you write. It's actually called JELQ, a very old way of Naturally increasing Penis length & Girth-- it's soooo Mundane and boring, that using a Stimulant, like what I mentioned makes it an enjoyable process....with porn star results that last. Trust me. During the throes of this stimulant, sort of like Aderrall...which college students use, I must have overdid the index finger and thumb exercise on this all important organ LoL...and hurt some tissue on my middle finger. The finger would have healed a lot easier if I taped it up, by the way, it took a lot longer to heal than a broken index finger several years ago, but I was a lot younger several years ago and I taped it during a 5 week healing process, not exercising at all. Btw: broken fingers if they are simple fractures, (and not compound fractures) all that one can do is buddy them up with tape and rest...r.i.c.e. (they heal on their own)

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    1). Sounds like you need to alternate hands if you're spending that much time punching the munchkin.

    2) It could be arthritis. Mine started off in one thumb, but now I have several arthritic nodules on my hands.
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    Ok I just read all this and now I feel invested. I need an answer.

    How does one jerkoff with only their middle and index fingers? Was the thumb not involved? Did you jerkoff for 4-days straight? If your finger hurts this much, how is your junk? Any raw spots, or do you lube up during this 4-day marathon? Last question, promise. Any little blue pills to keep it up that long?

    All I did was type out this message and my hand already hurts.
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    I just now noticed the OP was from June.

    I feel like I just watched a season finale with a major cliffhanger, only to find out the next day that the next season has been canceled.

    We need closure!
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    You don't ejaculate. It takes discipline. It's pulling out and above at like 10,000 repetitions or more. Ejaculating defeats the purpose. You watch porn and keep all the love juice inside which makes the organ grow! There is a huge pump and the act of pulling and I think sometimes kegelling what that does is stretch the ligaments and permanently increase size and girth even more than what you or anyone else was born with. I'm almost 50 and it's probably weak ligaments, less collagen and part of arthritis as u the very helpful member wrote above...thanks. It's permanent....and when u are on these stimulants it's like indescribable. I am so disciplined I do it 1 x per year. Awake for 4 days, or more, u are right. but i don't jerk the gherkin for 4 days, I stick to this disciplined exercise regimen.
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    Native American Indians and African tribesmen how do they have long earlobes to put in tribal jewelRY? It's been said they stretch the ligaments and such SO That they can fit a round plastic thing in their earlobes. Jelqing. Look up JELQ.

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    Yea, it's a lot better. You don't go to the doc because of something like this. I appreciate your humor. All finger injuries even broken fingers simple fractures heal on their own. It's the compound fractures or like deformed fingers that may need special medical doc attention. thanks

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    No blue pills necessary. Stimulants are in bodybuilding, they are a fact of life, including adderral and dabbling 1x a year with crystal meth. Use any and all methods... "if all those things are available, I use them. I take him to a contest to make him feel comfortable...and at the contest....i give him all the wrong advices...because Franco is a child" -- Arnie from Pumping Iron (LoL)

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