Help For Big Greens hidden biceps prob.

Hey big, I put this in you cycle results thread but dont think you seen it. I have a perfect solution for your biceps, seeing how you think there small and/or hidden. I heard they have a new plastic surgery procedure for this. It called shortenthehumerous. First, they take you arm off, by detaching it from the scapula at the glenoid cavity, seperating the acromion from the tubercle of the humerus. After this they will cut a chunk out of your humerous and shorted the biceps' muscle belly. Then they will reattach the arm at the scapula a viola large bis/tris........Just a little humer (pardon the pun) for Big Green.....bwaha ha ha ha

Oh btw Big, I talked to the plastic surgeon that did my ex's boobs. He said he has performed a few of these types of surgerys. The cost break down is as follows....
Reg. Shortenthehumerous-includes just what I talked about earlier, $5,000

Med. Shortenthehumerous-includes what the reg. does plus a little larger muscle belly for the bi's $8000

Large. Shortenthehumerous-includes what the mid. does plus a little bit shorter humerous, thus expanding the bi's muscle belly even more $12000

Value sized Shortenthehumerous-includes what the large does plus a larger tricep. $16000

King sized Shortenthehumerous-includes what the value size does, plus up to 3 inches onto your PENIS!!!! (priceless) bwaha ha ha ha....

I told him about you and he recommended the 5th one....LOL......

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Originally Posted by talon

King sized Shortenthehumerous-includes what the value size does, plus up to 3 inches onto your PENIS!!!! (priceless) bwaha ha ha ha....

I told him about you and he recommended the 5th one....LOL......

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Excellent....assuming that the surgery brings my biceps up to 19 inches, the three extra inches on 'little green' will finally bring me to that classic symmetry of penile length and bicep circumference being equal.

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Originally Posted by BigGreen

Excellent....assuming that the surgery brings my biceps up to 19 inches, the three extra inches on 'little green' will finally bring me to that classic symmetry of penile length and bicep circumference being equal.

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Hell yhea....LOL....same thing here so I turned it down my self...he he he

i had my humerus shortened, but it wasn't funny :D ok that could be the worst thing i have ever posted here :(

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

i had my humerus shortened, but it wasn't funny :D ok that could be the worst thing i have ever posted here :(

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Alright man, you must be workin too hard! I am losing all respect :( :dg:

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Originally Posted by 956Vette

Alright man, you must be workin too hard! I am losing all respect :( :dg:

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LOL, we all understand Party, its ok bro, it truely is.......

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

i had my humerus shortened, but it wasn't funny :D ok that could be the worst thing i have ever posted here :(

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actually...i thought it was pretty humerus myself.