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  1. 09-03-2003, 04:29 PM #1
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    Help For Big Greens hidden biceps prob.

    Hey big, I put this in you cycle results thread but dont think you seen it. I have a perfect solution for your biceps, seeing how you think there small and/or hidden. I heard they have a new plastic surgery procedure for this. It called shortenthehumerous. First, they take you arm off, by detaching it from the scapula at the glenoid cavity, seperating the acromion from the tubercle of the humerus. After this they will cut a chunk out of your humerous and shorted the biceps' muscle belly. Then they will reattach the arm at the scapula a viola large bis/tris........Just a little humer (pardon the pun) for Big Green.....bwaha ha ha ha
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  2. 09-03-2003, 05:21 PM #2
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    Oh btw Big, I talked to the plastic surgeon that did my ex's boobs. He said he has performed a few of these types of surgerys. The cost break down is as follows....
    Reg. Shortenthehumerous-includes just what I talked about earlier, $5,000

    Med. Shortenthehumerous-includes what the reg. does plus a little larger muscle belly for the bi's $8000

    Large. Shortenthehumerous-includes what the mid. does plus a little bit shorter humerous, thus expanding the bi's muscle belly even more $12000

    Value sized Shortenthehumerous-includes what the large does plus a larger tricep. $16000

    King sized Shortenthehumerous-includes what the value size does, plus up to 3 inches onto your PENIS!!!! (priceless) bwaha ha ha ha....

    I told him about you and he recommended the 5th one....LOL......
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  3. 09-03-2003, 06:50 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by talon

    King sized Shortenthehumerous-includes what the value size does, plus up to 3 inches onto your PENIS!!!! (priceless) bwaha ha ha ha....

    I told him about you and he recommended the 5th one....LOL......
    Excellent....assuming that the surgery brings my biceps up to 19 inches, the three extra inches on 'little green' will finally bring me to that classic symmetry of penile length and bicep circumference being equal.
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  4. 09-03-2003, 08:52 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Excellent....assuming that the surgery brings my biceps up to 19 inches, the three extra inches on 'little green' will finally bring me to that classic symmetry of penile length and bicep circumference being equal.
    Hell yhea....LOL....same thing here so I turned it down my self...he he he
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  5. 09-03-2003, 09:05 PM #5
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    one time when i was at bandcamp.....

    i had my humerus shortened, but it wasn't funny ok that could be the worst thing i have ever posted here
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  6. 09-03-2003, 10:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    i had my humerus shortened, but it wasn't funny ok that could be the worst thing i have ever posted here
    Alright man, you must be workin too hard! I am losing all respect
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  7. 09-04-2003, 12:42 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    Alright man, you must be workin too hard! I am losing all respect
    LOL, we all understand Party, its ok bro, it truely is.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    i had my humerus shortened, but it wasn't funny ok that could be the worst thing i have ever posted here
    actually...i thought it was pretty humerus myself.
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