New here. Just trying to learn a little. Can't depend on Mart to bring the info I need. Better to learn on my own and not second hand. Please don't hold anything My husband has done or said against me.
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New here. Just trying to learn a little. Can't depend on Mart to bring the info I need. Better to learn on my own and not second hand. Please don't hold anything My husband has done or said against me.
Yall be nice to my wife. Don't hold the fact she was drunk when she married me against her.
Welcome.........if your with Mart you must be a saint! Welcome saint nikki651!!
girly how do you put up with him.. much respect for ya for that!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki651
j/k glad to finally meet ya! stick around youll learn a lot!
Thanks everyone. ttuPrinces you have mail.
hey welcome to the board. and congrats on the new family :)
Thanks for the welcome to my wife. It might take her a little while to warm up but she is the greatest women in the world.
Hey darling,Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki651
next time we get together we gotta leave mart with the kids and me and you can go drinking ;) glad to see ya here
Welcome aboard Mrs. Mart!
Welcome to the board Mrs. Mart. You got a good guy there :).
:hello: Welcome
Nikki.. what ever you do stay away from a guy named Vette956... for your own good hun... lol
i am new here and i don't know Mr. Mart but welcome to you. Princess what happened to your avatar, i liked seeing your smiling face!Quote:
Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
time for a change.. give the boys some eye candy for a whileQuote:
Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
I thought you were eye candy ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
Sorry, Ms. Mart didn't mean to get off subject. WELCOME
Very cruel joke :frown:Quote:
Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
shut up ass monkey.. like i said Nikki.. watch out for this one!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 956Vette
As a sworn enemy of Mart I'm torn between wanting to like you or too degrade you as I do that clown you married. What were you thinking woman? It's a well known fact he hates children and old people. Oh sure, he might be nice to his children now but it's all a rues.....I'll bet he's already made plans to have them working a coal mine or a crab boat before they reach the fourth grade. I truely believe his anti-social behavior is due to his strange fixation for camping. Have you noticed any gay magazines in the bathroom of late? Look behind the toilet.
Hahahahaha Welcome to the board Nikki. :) And I've placed you on the pray list at church.
WELCOME!@#!~ Good to see the better side of mart aboard. Mart is a transcendent man!@# :) Not a single bad thing to say about him :\/:
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Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
hahahaha! ......... welcome nikki
Nikki is still not to comfortable with this bord stuff yet. Gonna have to move her in slowly. She told me to tell yall thanks for the warm welcome.
P.S. She told me to tell Juggy to suck a big one. :D
Juggy That was cute. My wife got a real good laugh. Just remember I have a wife and still get laid. Is it true if you don't use it it will fall off? I mean two years without getting laid has to be hard on a guy. I would say if atrophy has not taken over it has to be close.
Well be sure to tell her we'll treat her a heck of a lot better than we do you......only because I like her.........although the whole her liking Mass thing kind of wigs me out. Clearly we can tell her choice of men leads one to think, oh what's the words I'm looking for...oh yeah, she may need proffesional, if not medical, assistance. A few light electrical shocks and WHAMO all better. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mart651
As much as I hate to admit it, it's true it will fall off. I keep mine next to the bed in a velvet lined box.....in hopes to someday have the oppertunity to use it again...it could happen! I wasn't all that shocked when it happened, I haven't had the balls that go with it since I got married anyway.
PS....you know that's not what she said. I'm pretty sure she was asking you if I was cute or something like that. hahahahahahaha
Welcome!
Rocket
Welcome to the board.
Welcome to the site.
pleased to see you join us!