Bigger Breasts offered as perks to US Soldiers

WTF. Discuss.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5487712/?GT1=4244

No ****ing way man. They can't even fix the pot holes on my street and now they are giving away breasts. Too bad my wife isn't in the military..lol

This is just rediculous.

personally I don't think it has anything to do with their doctors practicing. WTF are they practicing cosmetic surgery of that caliber for? I think it's covert incentive to get young people to join the military.

Pathetic.

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This is fuggin ludicrous...

"Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependents, the magazine said." :eek:

You can bet your ass it was on officers and their wives, not enlisted soldiers.

chaps chaps... hang on there is a catch.... anyone see THIS bit:

"something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills"

now that sounds like a fairly hefty bit of euph to me.

imagine you wake up and yer tits look like football bladder valves, aureoles the size of feckin 1k plates (remember what they look like hahaha)...your knockers appear to have the size and consistency of large (but flaccid) water balloons and lo and behold whatever happened to yer jiblets? mmmm state sponsored med student disconbobulations

I'm making some of my young pieces of ass join the army.

They used to just do it for facial deformaties and burns... and breast reductions.... hell i dont know when they started implementing the enlargements...

wow! a new low.....

so if its open to all, could the male soilders get themselves a nice big pair of DD's? so when they get shipped abroad they wont be without some boobies for too long? Hmmmm surely that would make them less combat efficent. The pornstar brigade of female soilders all sporting double g's and larger. They wouldnt be able to walk very far let alone do anything else!

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Originally Posted by Prime

so if its open to all, could the male soilders get themselves a nice big pair of DD's? so when they get shipped abroad they wont be without some boobies for too long? Hmmmm surely that would make them less combat efficent. The pornstar brigade of female soilders all sporting double g's and larger. They wouldnt be able to walk very far let alone do anything else!

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lol, could be used as floaties in the navy :lift:

seriously though, i've never heard anything about this incentive untill now, funny stuff