For The Good Of Our Nation
Subject:
FOR THE GOOD OF OUR NATION!!!!!
WE MUST, BY ALL MEANS, COMPLY
GOD BLESS NORTH AMERICA
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all
Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community. Since the Taliban cannot stand
nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's
wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since
they
do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of
your
anti-Taliban sentiment).
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters,
Langley, Virginia. The United States of America
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
efforts.
Please by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100%
participation.
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