License to go online?

OMG. This has to be the most GAYEST thing I have seen someone suggest. And it will probably happen.

Some fuck nut suggests that EVERYONE should be licensed to go online. This will ensure proper use of the interent as per virus spread, illegal downloads, porn presentation, etc.
"Oh I didnt download those, someone used my computer" excuse.

The person uses the internet in relation to driving a car. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT LIKE USING A VEHICLE. Come on.
This guy needs to be socked and I swear I would do it if the guy were near me just because he is an idiot.

I could go on for awhile but maybe I will add to it if this thread has other opinions

Some people have some pretty messed up ideas out there. They don't releaze that they are just shoting them selves in the foot.