For all the old guys.......

**Diesel** · 02-28-2005, 06:03 AM

THE PENIS POEM

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

**Juggernaut** · 02-28-2005, 06:59 AM

Hahahahahah **** it.....I don't care who you are that's funny.

I came to the realization that when I lifted as a young man it was to get Pecks.......now that I'm old I lift to keep from getting tities!

**Diesel** · 02-28-2005, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

I came to the realization that when I lifted as a young man it was to get Pecks.......now that I'm old I lift to keep from getting tities!

Do you need a manzier?

**chicamahomico** · 02-28-2005, 10:09 AM

LOL........I hope I still find that funny when I'm in the old bastard club.

**jc3** · 02-28-2005, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by chicamahomico

LOL........I hope I still find that funny when I'm in the old bastard club.

Me too, cuz I'm hoping it don't happen that way for me.....LOL

**MrMondodondo** · 02-28-2005, 10:22 AM

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry!

**symatech** · 02-28-2005, 11:10 AM

I feel that a little song by Rodney Carrington would play well here:

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

**Juggernaut** · 02-28-2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Diesel

Do you need a manzier?

I thought Cramer wanted to call them Bros. hahahahaha If I can't get my estrogen in check I may need to get one.....thank God I can't lick my own nipples.....yet. hahahahahaha