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    A little humor for the fellas

    >A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
    >complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
    >salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
    >
    >"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
    >
    >The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    >
    >"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
    >speakers.
    >
    >The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
    >say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
    >"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
    >
    >One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but
    >she swerved in time to avoid them.
    >
    >"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
    >
    >The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks,
    >Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.

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    Nice!

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    So sad, so true, and yet ironically hilarious.

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    I hate everyone of those people. and the french.

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