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    a lighter look

    One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across
    Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

    He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
    and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside
    here."

    The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
    the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is
    not President and doesn't reside here."

    The man thanked him and again walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
    very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
    Kerry."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
    said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
    speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the
    President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
    "Sir, see you tomorrow, Sir.
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    lol, that is funny

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    Thats so gay

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    oh my god, if it said bush instead of kerry everyone would be saying how funny it is

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    That is gay.......sounds like a readers digest joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickrizz
    oh my god, if it said bush instead of kerry everyone would be saying how funny it is

    He wouldn't get to meet with Bush either......he'd be on vacation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badgerman
    He wouldn't get to meet with Bush either......he'd be on vacation

    hes got ya there rizz

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    Good joke...... YOu can really tell who the biased ones are in this group....

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