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    Bush Resume





    >>I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for

    >>driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,

    >>paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for

    >>30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and

    >>is not available.




    >>I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went

    >>missing. I refused to take a drug test or answer any

    >>questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air

    >>National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in





    >>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.

    >>I was a cheerleader.




    >>I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

    >>I began my career in the oil business in Midland,

    >>Texas, in 1975. I bought an oi l company, but couldn't

    >>find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt

    >>shortly after I sold all my stock.


    >>I bought into the Texas Rangers baseball team in a

    >>sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.


    >>With the help of my father and our friends in the oil

    >>industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected

    >>governor of Texas.





    >>I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil

    >>companies, making Texas the most pollut ed state in the

    >>Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles

    >>as the most smog-ridden city in America.


    >>I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the

    >>tune of billions in borrowed money.


    >>I set the record for the most executions by any

    >>governor in American history.


    >>With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,

    >>and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I

    >>became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.





    >>I am the first President in U.S. history to enter

    >>office with a criminal record.


    >>I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing

    >>cost of over one billion dollars per week.


    >>I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted

    >>the U.S. Treasury.


    >>I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit

    >>in U.S. history.

    >>< BR>I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies

    >>filed in any 12-month period.


    >>I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a

    >>12-month period.


    >>I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the

    >>history of the U.S. stock market.


    >>In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans

    >>lost their jobs. And that trend continues every month.


    >>I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the

    >>richest of any administration in U.S. history.


    >>My "poorest millionaire, " Condoleeza Rice, has a

    >>Chevron oil tanker named after her.


    >>I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips

    >>by a U.S.President.


    >>I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for

    >>receiving the most corporate campaign donations.


    >>My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of

    >>my best friends,Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest

    >>corporatebankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.< BR>

    >>My political party used Enron private jets and

    >>corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.

    >>Supreme Court during my election decision.


    >>I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton

    >>against investigation or prosecution. More time and

    >>money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky

    >>affair than has been spent investigating one of the

    >>biggest corporate rip-offs in history.


    >>I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.

    >>history and refused to intervene when corruption

    >>involving the oil industry was revealed.


    >>I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.



    >>I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals

    >>to be awarded government contracts.


    >>I appointed more convicted criminals to administration

    >>than any President in U.S. history.


    >>I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the

    >>largest bureaucracy in the history of the United

    >>States government.


    >>I've broken more international treaties than any

    >>President in U.S. history.


    >>I am the first President in U.S. history to have the

    >>United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights



    >>I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.


    >>I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.

    >>"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused

    >>to abide by the Geneva Convention.


    >>I am the first President in history to refuse United

    >>Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.



    >>I set the record for f ewest number of press

    >>conferences of any President since the advent of



    >>I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in

    >>any one-year period.


    >>After taking off the entire month of August, I

    >>presided over the worst security failure in U.S.



    >>I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the

    >>World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later

    >>made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the

    >>largest failure of diplomacy in world history.


    >>I have set the all-time record for most people

    >>worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public

    >>venues (15 million people), shattering the record for

    >>protest against any person in the history of mankind.


    >>I am the first President in U.S. history to order an

    >>unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military

    >>occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the

    >>will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.

    >>citizens, and the world community.


    >>I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and

    >>support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops

    >>and their families -- in "wartime".


    >>In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our

    >>reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on

    >>our British friends.


    >>I am the first President in history to have a majority

    >>of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest

    >>threat to world peace and se curity.


    >>I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical

    >>Bunker Buster," a weapon of Mass Destruction.


    >>I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring

    >>Osama Bin Laden to justice.





    >>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now

    >>in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for

    >>public view.


    >>All records of SEC investigations into my insider

    >>trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in

    >>secrecy and unavailable f or public view.


    >>All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my

    >>Vice-President, attended regarding public energy

    >>policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for

    >>public review.




    >>George W. Bush,

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    Im sure you are voting for BUsh.

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