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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,

    My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
    credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them
    off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the
    minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can
    hardly keep up with the interest.


    Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that
    most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch,
    to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our
    bills even more.



    Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite
    understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with
    people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.



    And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into
    wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that
    means.



    Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be
    in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.



    It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

    Signed,
    Lost in DC


    Dear Lost,

    Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
    The rest of us are stuck with him for four more years

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    booooooooo! boooooooo!!!!

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    Tock - this is low for even you Bro......lol

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    I dont get it...

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    If that was supposed to resemble our president , it would have been a good joke.

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    OH NOW I GET IT... TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH...

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    Clever, in sort of a pathetic way........I take that back, a REALLY pathetic way

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