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    To kill an American...

    I got this in an email today and thought it worth while posting it here;




    To Kill an American!
    You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
    So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what an American is... so they would know when they found one. (Good on ya, mate!!!!)

    An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.

    An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan.

    An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

    An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
    In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses.

    An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

    An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
    The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness.

    An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need.

    When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
    As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.

    Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the least.
    The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in ! fact are the people who built America.
    Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.

    So you can try to kill an American if you must.
    Hitler did.
    So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world.

    But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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    I had not seen this......big THANKS Bouncer. From one American to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    I had not seen this......big THANKS Bouncer. From one American to another.
    I'm not an American you asshole!. Although we built it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    I'm not an American you asshole!. Although we built it

    An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.

    In line with the context of the artical I was refering too......I see you're an angry American. hahahahaha

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    I don't know if I'd call him an American, but Angry Yes... lol

    Thanks for the post Bouncer

    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.

    In line with the context of the artical I was refering too......I see you're an angry American. hahahahaha

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    Bouncer,

    That is a beautiful post.....

    And I believe you are an American at heart bro.....

    But in case not....Long live the drunken Irish,,,,,LOL

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    Great post bouncer.

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    is this a new kind of propaganda?

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    bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by Militia
    is this a new kind of propaganda?
    Pathetic.

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    can we change the title to "United Stater" please

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    thanks bouncer, it's nice to see a post that isn't telling me how much of an a$$hole i am for being born here in the u.s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    thanks bouncer, it's nice to see a post that isn't telling me how much of an a$$hole i am for being born here in the u.s.

    Zuke, believe me. to be born American is to be an asshole, checkout the other assholes in the lounge

    Now to be born Irish, well

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    What if you're Half Irish Half German and another Half Asshole
    and born in the USA?? You anwser that one and I'll drink to it...

    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Zuke, believe me. to be born American is to be an asshole, checkout the other assholes in the lounge

    Now to be born Irish, well

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    BTW to be born Irish is to be born with a bottle in your hand... So says my boy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    What if you're Half Irish Half German and another Half Asshole
    and born in the USA?? You anwser that one and I'll drink to it...

    AS long as your built like a bus, who cares. And Ill join you for that drink...

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    I just want Bouncer to say something funny and make fun of my dumbass
    for asking and I'm sure he'll come out with something that's gonna make
    me laugh my ass off... Then I'll drink to it... He's on a roll with this
    thread so I wanna keep him motivated and going strong...


    Quote Originally Posted by Will Power
    AS long as your built like a bus, who cares. And Ill join you for that drink...

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    This is one funny ass post...

    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Zuke, believe me. to be born American is to be an asshole, checkout the other assholes in the lounge

    Now to be born Irish, well

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan.[/B]

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN

    WHAT

    there more Armenian in California than Armenia!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN
    propaganda bro , propaganda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Militia
    propaganda bro , propaganda

    propaganda is 75% truth (well in the victor's case)


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    Parev!

    The Armenians are all in Glendale........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Militia
    propaganda bro , propaganda
    Definetly propaganda. America didnt come into Afghanistan to help the Afghans take back their country.

    They did it because they saw a channel in which they could attack and hurt their arch rival the Soviet Union.

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    i wouldnt call it propaganda but , whats true is true , good post ( i cant beleive i am saying this ) !

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