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    Read This

    This was written by an English journalist, named Steve Turner. The satirical poem on the modern mind:


    We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin.
    We believe everything is OK
    as long as you dont hurt anyone,
    to the best of your knowledge.

    We believe in sex before, during and
    after marriage.
    We believe in the therapy of sin.
    We believe that adultery is fun.
    We believe that sodomys OK.
    We believe that taboos are taboo.

    We believe that everythings getting better
    despite evidence to the contrary.
    The evidence must be investigated
    And you can prove anything with evidence

    We believe there's something in horoscopes
    UFO's and bent spoons;
    Jesus was a good man just like Buddha,
    Mohammed, and ourselves.
    He was a good moral teacher although we think
    His good morals were bad.

    We believe that all religions are basically the same-
    at least the one that we read was.
    They all believe in love and goodness.
    They only differ on matters of creation,
    sin, heaven, hell, God, and Salvation.

    We believe that after death comes the Nothing
    Because when you ask the dead what happens
    they say nothing.
    If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then it's
    compulsory heaven for all
    excerpting perhaps
    Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan.

    We believe in Masters and Johnson.
    What's selected is average.
    What's average is normal.
    What's normal is good.

    We believe in total disarmament.
    We believe there are derect links between warfare and
    bloodshed.
    Americans should beat their guns into the tractors
    and the Russians would be sure to follow.

    We believe that man is essentially good.
    If's only his behavoir that lets him down.
    This is the fault of society.
    Society is the fault of conditions.
    Conditions are the fault of society.

    We believe that each man must find the truth that
    is right for him.
    Reality will adapt accordingly.
    The universe will readjust.
    History will alter.
    We believe that there is no absolute truth
    excepting the truth
    that there is no absolute truth.

    We believe in the rejection of creeds,
    and the flowering of individual thought.




    He then adds this postcript called Chance:

    If chance be
    the father of all flesh,
    disaster is his rainbow in the sky,
    and when you hear

    State of Emergency!
    Sniper Kills Ten!
    Troops on Rampage!
    Whites go looting!
    Bomb blasts school!

    It is but the sound of man
    worshipping his maker.

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    I like it because it touches on all three parts of this discussion board.

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    We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
    Reality will adapt accordingly.


    that is classic

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    Is this supposed to be sacrastic?

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