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    YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin

    YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
    by George Carlin

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, **** it!

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

    We need our country back

    OG

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    me too

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    Me Three!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    me too
    I thought you'd like that...

    OG

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    One more Bad American Here.

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    What do you call a Good American?

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    Nice one OG, I guess I fall right in there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    What do you call a Good American?
    historically you'd call them revolutionaries, now you'd call them obedient

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    What do you call a Good American?


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    George Carlin Rocks... I seen his old **** hes the only comedian that has really made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelis
    George Carlin Rocks... I seen his old **** hes the only comedian that has really made me laugh.
    Didn't you see the link, he didn't write it. It sounds like nothing he would write or say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aboot
    Didn't you see the link, he didn't write it. It sounds like nothing he would write or say.
    I know... I was talking about the guy not the post the post was just stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin

    We need our country back

    OG

    OOOH so youre all native americans UGH!!!
    Watch out indians on warpath....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    What do you call a Good American?
    An oxymoron........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    An oxymoron........

    I'm blaming you when they all pile on the Canadians now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aboot
    I'm blaming you when they all pile on the Canadians now.
    Pft... LORDBLiTZ is a MOD, won't get too outta hand..........

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