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    If the South plays the election again

    Here what gonna end up at the White House!
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    well I see no change anyway

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    Watch it buster...Willie is beyond reproach. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    Watch it buster...Willie is beyond reproach. lol

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    Fondue, you don't even live here.............ppppppppppppffffffffffffftttttttt t!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Fondue, you don't even live here.............ppppppppppppffffffffffffftttttttt t!
    are you farting again you old bastard? nasty mofo! and yes dont make fun of willie.

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    news flash from the future

    News flash from 2009

    The Presidential Library burnt to the ground today. Both the books were badly burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet! President Bubba and Vice president Earl have been escorted to WalMart for consultations on rebuilding.
    In other news, Terrorists around the world praised president Bubba on his decision to allow the militants entry into the US, and bases of operation to be established in Alabama. Leaders of the international community have expressed great satisfaction in the presidents refusal to address foreign matters.

    Thats the news and have a pleasant yesterday.

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    The photo of the junk cars rusting on the lawn is totally wrong.......no self respecting southener would own anything other than a car made in the USofA! Now had those been chevy's and fords then I'd say it was totally true and could happen.

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    IF THE SOUTH WOULDA WON

    If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made,

    I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State.

    The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday,

    if the South would a won we'd had a it made.


    I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas,

    and we would'nt have no killers getting’off free.

    If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly,

    instead of writin’ books and smilin’ on T.V.

    We'd all learn Cajun cookin in Louisiana,

    and I'd put that capitol back in Alabama.

    We'd put Florida on the right track ‘cause, we'd take Miami back,

    and throw all them pushers in the slammers.


    If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made,

    I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State.

    The day young Skynyrd died we’d show our Southern Pride,,

    if the South would a won we'd had a it made.


    I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee,

    and all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.

    The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi

    and I'd put Hank William’s picture on one hundred dollar bills.


    I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's,

    and I'd ban all the ones made in China.

    I'd have every girl and child sent to Georgia to learn to smile,

    and talk with that southern accent that drives me wild.



    I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia

    ‘cause they sure can make'em sound so fine.

    I'm goin up on Wolverton mountain and see ole Clinton Powers,

    and have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine.


    Hey, if the South woulda won we'd had it made

    I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State,

    When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday,

    if the South woulda won we'd a had it made.



    If the South woulda won we'd a had it made.

    (Spoken I’d be better off!

    (Hank Williams)

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    hahahah WiLLie In 08!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    IF THE SOUTH WOULDA WON

    If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made,

    I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State.

    The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday,

    if the South would a won we'd had a it made.


    I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas,

    and we would'nt have no killers getting’off free.

    If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly,

    instead of writin’ books and smilin’ on T.V.

    We'd all learn Cajun cookin in Louisiana,

    and I'd put that capitol back in Alabama.

    We'd put Florida on the right track ‘cause, we'd take Miami back,

    and throw all them pushers in the slammers.


    If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made,

    I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State.

    The day young Skynyrd died we’d show our Southern Pride,,

    if the South would a won we'd had a it made.


    I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee,

    and all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.

    The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi

    and I'd put Hank William’s picture on one hundred dollar bills.


    I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's,

    and I'd ban all the ones made in China.

    I'd have every girl and child sent to Georgia to learn to smile,

    and talk with that southern accent that drives me wild.



    I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia

    ‘cause they sure can make'em sound so fine.

    I'm goin up on Wolverton mountain and see ole Clinton Powers,

    and have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine.


    Hey, if the South woulda won we'd had it made

    I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State,

    When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday,

    if the South woulda won we'd a had it made.



    If the South woulda won we'd a had it made.

    (Spoken I’d be better off!

    (Hank Williams)

    nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    nice!
    Yep...now I got a tear in my beer.

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    boys you dont know yo azz from a hole in de ground - that willie nelson is a low down snake in the grass liberal that no self respecting southerner would even take the time to piss on

    merle haggard now, THAT is a fella who knows right n wrong (when he isnt completely nutz )

    and you are right - we wouldnt have none of them furren cars trashin up our fine lawn

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